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Superhints - indispensable guide to life

Ah yes,I remember it clearly,The Big Breakfast Channel 4,1990-1995 during my school years.I'd jump out of my warm wet bed to find out what the days Superhint would be.And let me tell you my standard of living has improved beyond measure because of those wonderful superhints.

Tip 1: how to drink Red Wine properly.

Open the bottle and let it breath for 30mins or so.
Tastes totally different from when you first open it.
fcuk that white **** im a red now



tip2, Cleaning Microwaves

to clean a microwave easy place a bowl of hot water in and microwave it for couple of mins then remove and simply wipe all your past 2 months dinners away easy.

tip 3 Frying an egg

Most ppl make a fried egg by warming the oil up the placing the egg in and cooking it really quick.


NO!Stop that now ya's big eejits

Place egg in pan with cold oil and then GENTLY warm the oil up by the time the oil is hot your egg is cooked to perfection no crispy bits and just right.
I love my superhints,and you will too.My all time favourite has to be Ants-Chalk,which you'll read about below.Its f-ant-astic!


To determine whether an egg is fresh, immerse it in a pan of cool, water. If it sinks, it is fresh - if it rises to the surface, throw it away.

* Don't throw out that leftover wine: Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

* If you have a problem opening jars: Try using Latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

* Potatoes will take food stains off your fingers. Just slice and rub raw potato on the stains and rinse with water.

* To get rid of itch from mosquito bite apply soap to the area - instant relief.

* Ants, ants, ants everywhere. Well, they are not supposed to cross a chalk line. So get your chalk out and draw a line on the floor or wherever ants tend to march - see for yourself.

* Don't panic if your soup is too salty: Add cut raw potatoes and throw them away once they are cooked and have absorbed the salt. Your soup is saved.

* Use air freshener to clean mirrors: It does a good job and leaves a lovely smell to the shine.
Wow.... you learn somthing new everyday!
Reply 2
mmm...eggs :smile:
Reply 3
staylor
mmm...eggs :smile:


hillarious, dude!
Reply 4
chilipop

Cleaning Microwaves

to clean a microwave easy place a bowl of hot water in and microwave it for couple of mins then remove and simply wipe all your past 2 months dinners away easy.

* If you have a problem opening jars: Try using Latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.


Cleaning microwaves is even easier with lemon juice or vinegar instead of water.

And to open jars, turn them upside down and bash the lid on the floor. It then opens easily!
so what happens if you draw a chalk circle round an ant.

Is it trapped?
Reply 6
shootingstar
so what happens if you draw a chalk circle round an ant.

Is it trapped?


no one has ever survived

ps, visit TSR survivor
Reply 7
chilipop

tip2, Cleaning Microwaves

to clean a microwave easy place a bowl of hot water in and microwave it for couple of mins then remove and simply wipe all your past 2 months dinners away easy.


if you boil water in a microwave it can get above boiling temperature but not actually boil, then when you take it out and knock it it will spontaneously boil over and you get boiling water all over yourself.

not sure how relevant this is,, my mum tried to do that trick and I told her about the boiling water and she said "oh yeah I think I've heard of that as well" and stopped doing it.
chilipop
Ah yes,I remember it clearly,The Big Breakfast Channel 4,1990-1995 during my school years.I'd jump out of my warm wet bed to find out what the days Superhint would be.And let me tell you my standard of living has improved beyond measure because of those wonderful superhints.


:confused:
Reply 9
chilipop
Ah yes,I remember it clearly,The Big Breakfast Channel 4,1990-1995 during my school years.I'd jump out of my warm wet bed to find out what the days Superhint would be.And let me tell you my standard of living has improved beyond measure because of those wonderful superhints.

Tip 1: how to drink Red Wine properly.

Open the bottle and let it breath for 30mins or so.
Tastes totally different from when you first open it.
fcuk that white **** im a red now



tip2, Cleaning Microwaves

to clean a microwave easy place a bowl of hot water in and microwave it for couple of mins then remove and simply wipe all your past 2 months dinners away easy.

tip 3 Frying an egg

Most ppl make a fried egg by warming the oil up the placing the egg in and cooking it really quick.


NO!Stop that now ya's big eejits

Place egg in pan with cold oil and then GENTLY warm the oil up by the time the oil is hot your egg is cooked to perfection no crispy bits and just right.
I love my superhints,and you will too.My all time favourite has to be Ants-Chalk,which you'll read about below.Its f-ant-astic!


To determine whether an egg is fresh, immerse it in a pan of cool, water. If it sinks, it is fresh - if it rises to the surface, throw it away.

* Don't throw out that leftover wine: Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

* If you have a problem opening jars: Try using Latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

* Potatoes will take food stains off your fingers. Just slice and rub raw potato on the stains and rinse with water.

* To get rid of itch from mosquito bite apply soap to the area - instant relief.

* Ants, ants, ants everywhere. Well, they are not supposed to cross a chalk line. So get your chalk out and draw a line on the floor or wherever ants tend to march - see for yourself.

* Don't panic if your soup is too salty: Add cut raw potatoes and throw them away once they are cooked and have absorbed the salt. Your soup is saved.

* Use air freshener to clean mirrors: It does a good job and leaves a lovely smell to the shine.


http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=246819&page=1

Well Well Well.
Looks like we have ourselves a plagiarizer in our ranks.
How dare you take the word of The Pig and use it as your own Mr Chillipop
Hopefully the ban you have been given is permanent and i shall look forward to seeing you in court
Remember kids copying isn't big or clever,in fact its small and eh unclever
You've made me really angry Chillipop :mad:
Discuss
Reply 10
Pighead
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=246819&page=1

Well Well Well.
Looks like we have ourselves a plagiarizer in our ranks.
How dare you take the word of The Pig and use it as your own Mr Chillipop
Hopefully the ban you have been given is permanent and i shall look forward to seeing you in court
Remember kids copying isn't big or clever,in fact its small and eh unclever
You've made me really angry Chillipop :mad:
Discuss


That really is very blatant. If this is your first post, howdid you happen to come across the thread?
Reply 11
I knew some of them before (like the egg floating thing, salty soups and potatoes, and the one about freezing leftover wine into ice cubes), but the others are pretty interesting. Like the ants and chalk--I want to try that one! :biggrin: