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Reply 1
There's leftovers in the microwave. We'll be back from church late because there's a guest speaker. Love you. Mum. xxx

Yes. My life is sad. :sadnod:
Reply 2
"BJ yours, 15 minutes" wrong number lol.
uikjm
Reply 4
I enjoyed last night. Really really want to do that to you again :wink:
azhao
"BJ yours, 15 minutes" wrong number lol.


Lol.

Shame. :biggrin:
LouiseLoves
uikjm


You are right, that is pretty fit.
Reply 7
I practically jizz in my pants everytime I receive a text about Orange Wednesdays. Now that's the kind of deal that gets me hot and bothered.
Reply 8
One of my friends who is a girl that is going out with someone txt me saying she wanted me to rip her clothes off slide my fingers in and out of her then lick her till she was orgasmic then stuff my cock in her tight pussy...

I got a txt about 30secs after saying plz ignore that i clicked the wrong person on the phonebook... had to admit i loled quite hard.
Reply 9
Compliments about my vagina
Reply 10
I'm quite a fan of sexy texts and I remember one of my exes trying it out, and he was new to this sort of thing.

He said 'I want our bodies to be entwined, like two silk sheets'. I :rofl: . I was expecting something along the lines of 'I want to **** you up the arse' etc.
schwinggg
I'm quite a fan of sexy texts and I remember one of my exes trying it out, and he was new to this sort of thing.

He said 'I want our bodies to be entwined, like two silk sheets'. I :rofl: . I was expecting something along the lines of 'I want to **** you up the arse' etc.


hahah i would rep but i used it up :frown:
schwinggg
I'm quite a fan of sexy texts and I remember one of my exes trying it out, and he was new to this sort of thing.

He said 'I want our bodies to be entwined, like two silk sheets'. I :rofl: . I was expecting something along the lines of 'I want to **** you up the arse' etc.


Hahahaha!!

How erm.. sweet??
What did you text back?
"I'm w*nking over you."

So romantic :awesome:
Reply 14
raspberryice
hahah i would rep but i used it up :frown:


lol great sig
Reply 15
_glandular_fever
Hahahaha!!

How erm.. sweet??
What did you text back?


I think I called him up and laughed at him :sad:
Reply 16
raspberryice
hahah i would rep but i used it up :frown:


also I love Cardcaptor Sakura. Though I recently tried listening to the english subbed version rather than american dubbed and it's completely different! Much better....except I do think the american Kero might be funnier.
schwinggg
also I love Cardcaptor Sakura. Though I recently tried listening to the english subbed version rather than american dubbed and it's completely different! Much better....except I do think the american Kero might be funnier.


:biggrin: yeh they're really different. I watched a little bit of the american series and suddenly realised how americanised their voices are!! The characters are quite different aswell, like Li and Sakura actually like each other in the japanese version, where as in the american (appart from the films) they hardly show any signs of lurrv. the japanese kero is really weird...
schwinggg
lol great sig


thankss :wink: chemistry :biggrin:
Reply 19
raspberryice
:biggrin: yeh they're really different. I watched a little bit of the american series and suddenly realised how americanised their voices are!! The characters are quite different aswell, like Li and Sakura actually like each other in the japanese version, where as in the american (appart from the films) they hardly show any signs of lurrv. the japanese kero is really weird...



I think the funniest thing is the way they tried to gloss over Madison's/Toyoto's (no wait, that's a car..) blatant weird obsession of filming sakura because she fancies her or something.