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Reply 80

izzy_hattie
No, it was def. Dogcat! don't confuse me... now the real question is... which bit was the front and which was the back?


I agree with Kingslaw tbh :rolleyes:

Reply 81

izzy_hattie
exactly like dogcat... ohh, dogcat... i always wanted to watch that *ponders*


PEOPLE ITS CATDOG NOT DOGCAT...

FRIGGIN IDIOTS!!

ha! im the one who watches way too much Nickelodeon for being a 19 yr old..ehh...i really need to stop with the spongebob squarepants....whoooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea!!! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!

Reply 82

Daveo
I can assure you i'm here in every sense!


I meant how much is on show :wink: :biggrin:

Reply 83

AT82
Flesh is a rather suggestive word. Like a good peom it can have so many different meanings to so many people.

Anyway bringing the thread slightly more on topic how do you flirt? I have never really understood this art as I haven't really had the chance.

I used to flirt with this girl at school she rather cheekily pushed me down the fire escape but thats as far as it went, it was her way of flirting back.


violent flirting! :eek: ouch!

Reply 84

jessicarabbit
PEOPLE ITS CATDOG NOT DOGCAT...

FRIGGIN IDIOTS!!

ha! im the one who watches way too much Nickelodeon for being a 19 yr old..ehh...i really need to stop with the spongebob squarepants....whoooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea!!! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!


does spongebob square pants have a penis? my friend and i were arguing about this... she said he was sponge, therefore couldnt... but, couldnt he have a spongey penis? :confused:

Reply 85

izzy_hattie
certainly sir... would you like me to bring anything? files, coffee, assorted sex toys? :wink:

opps, crossing the line again! must control myself! :redface:


Line indeed crossed missy I should sack you for that :mad:

bring files into my office, pah :p: :wink:

Reply 86

izzy_hattie
bat your eyelashes... take of your clothes... lick someone's face...

it really depends on how obvious you want to be! :wink:


You might get arrested if you take your clothes of in public though! :biggrin:

I've always prefered very very subtle flirting.

Reply 87

AT82
You might get arrested if you take your clothes of in public though! :biggrin:

I've always prefered very very subtle flirting.


yeah - so they didnt know you were flirting type thing :smile:

Reply 88

jessicarabbit
PEOPLE ITS CATDOG NOT DOGCAT...

FRIGGIN IDIOTS!!

ha! im the one who watches way too much Nickelodeon for being a 19 yr old..ehh...i really need to stop with the spongebob squarepants....whoooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea!!! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!

Absobant and yellow and pourous is he?
(Spongebob! Squarepants!)
Who's nautical nonsense be something you wish?
(Spongebob! Squarepants!)
So drop on the deck snd flop like a fish!
(Spongebob! Squarepants!)

Reply 89

queenselphie
violent flirting! :eek: ouch!


She used to slap me as well now that was real flirting. I know she was only joking becuase we got on fine but I always had to be cheeky and push the limits.

I am much much better behaved now though :wink:

Reply 90

F1 fanatic
I meant how much is on show :wink: :biggrin:
what do you take us for :mad: There is not much flesh on show yet!

Reply 91

AT82
You might get arrested if you take your clothes of in public though! :biggrin:

I've always prefered very very subtle flirting.

to be honest, though i am coming across very strong at the moment (am hyper) i am actually very subtle... which i find is much fun...

however, its success rate is not so good... except, that rule was disproved last night! :wink:

Reply 92

izzy_hattie
does spongebob square pants have a penis? my friend and i were arguing about this... she said he was sponge, therefore couldnt... but, couldnt he have a spongey penis? :confused:


:eek:


I dont know... I dont spend much time arguing about whether or not Spongebob has a penis...but whether or not Ricky Martin has one...well that has turned into some heated debates....

Reply 93

Ooooo have i missed out on all the fun?
hope not :wink: add me :biggrin:

Reply 94

Mad_Monkey59
Line indeed crossed missy I should sack you for that :mad:

bring files into my office, pah :p: :wink:


oh sir, i am sooo sworry if i have been forward!!

want a back massage? :wink:

Reply 95

izzy_hattie
to be honest, though i am coming across very strong at the moment (am hyper) i am actually very subtle... which i find is much fun...

however, its success rate is not so good... except, that rule was disproved last night! :wink:


With a bit of influnece form the Bissy/Daveo saga (woops I mean't visit) I have come up with a good line.

"I need to see you in the flesh, can you please come to mine tonight"

Reply 96

LemonLime
Ooooo have i missed out on all the fun?
hope not :wink: add me :biggrin:


hey babe!

Reply 97

izzy_hattie
does spongebob square pants have a penis? my friend and i were arguing about this... she said he was sponge, therefore couldnt... but, couldnt he have a spongey penis? :confused:

Sponges don't have penises. Go into the kitchen and pick up a sponge. Does it have a penis? =\

And I know he wears pants, but that's only because they look so stylish.

Reply 98

Sam_B
hey babe!


trust you to be here :wink:

Reply 99

xbellax
Absobant and yellow and pourous is he?
(Spongebob! Squarepants!)
Who's nautical nonsense be something you wish?
(Spongebob! Squarepants!)
So drop on the deck snd flop like a fish!
(Spongebob! Squarepants!)


SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS SPPOOONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!

"just use ur IMAGINATION!!"(has anyone seen that episode..or am i a big dork??...*looks at spongebob slippers*...yea im a dork :frown: )

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