Best Jay Quotes from The Inbetweener Watch

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"in the gob, then into the vag, out the vag and back into the gob again".
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if theres grass on the pich, play ball
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London and muff go hand in hand!
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Clunge!
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Bus *******!
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"Well then he's an OAPeado"
"You're desperate for a gumjob, ooh hello I'm Will pop your teeth out Dorris and have a little nosh on this"
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'bus *******!'
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(Original post by Murray Hewitt)
if theres grass on the pich, play ball
'and if there isnt?'
'well then i spose its too late'
:laugh:

and just the way he says 'hey gays' whenever he enters a room
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Something like "she's ugly so you'll have to do her from behind"
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Jay is legend
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"Well then he's an OAPeado"
"You're desperate for a gumjob, ooh hello I'm Will pop your teeth out Dorris and have a little nosh on this"
That's my favourite :grin:
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It's already been siad but it has to be "clunge"
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"Well then he's an OAPeado"
"You're desperate for a gumjob, ooh hello I'm Will pop your teeth out Dorris and have a little nosh on this"
Lol and 'queering aid'
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Will - " a whip round?! between the 5 of us?! we don't have 30 quid each!"

Jay - "Nah, if we all just give
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Ah yeah, sh*t..."
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Right, you guys can stay here and finger Neil's arse.....I'm off to find the clunge!
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bus stop *******.
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(Original post by Edenr)
That's my favourite :grin:
Mine too. :yep:
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"Wait a minute, whose spongebob ****** pants talking to?!"

that ones great
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Jay: ''Neils dad gave the monkeys aids''

Neil: ''Oi take that back''

Jay: ''Thats what the Monkeys said!''
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Jay - "when im out girls will be touching there hair"
Will - "there public hair perhaps?"
Jay "no.... there long... yanno... ... yeah! there pubic hair"
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