Yearbook quote...HELP!

I need help with my yearbook comment/quote...so has anyone got any ideas? it could be a funny quote related to school/college...or just a funny quote...or just something weird...anything u want! there is a limit of 65 characters...(about 10-15 words) so it HAS to be short! all suggestions r welcome! thx! :biggrin:

Reply 1

Fluent in Lies

2

" I got somone on the internet to write this for me! "

Reply 2

Yossarian

Hope you're not dead the next time I see you

I feel that sometimes I want to kill one of my classmates.

(Insert name of boy/girl you are sexually attracted to), i'll be kissing your picture in the yearbook every night. e.g. Sarah, i'll be kissing your picture in the yearbook every night (may be scary - equally it might work)

Reply 3

devesh254

OP

Yossarian

Hope you're not dead the next time I see you

I feel that sometimes I want to kill one of my classmates.

(Insert name of boy/girl you are sexually attracted to), i'll be kissing your picture in the yearbook every night. e.g. Sarah, i'll be kissing your picture in the yearbook every night (may be scary - equally it might work)

lol...hope you're not dead the next time i see you...hahaha...more of that plz :laugh:

Reply 4

Yossarian

devesh254

lol...hope you're not dead the next time i see you...hahaha...more of that plz :laugh:

I am free of all prejudices. I hate you all equally

God life sucks, i'm an 18 year old (fe)male.
I plan to commit suicide before i'm 25, so I have 10 years to get laid.

I'm a straight guy, but I pose as a girl on teen chatrooms and cyber random guys. Watch out. People aren't always what they seem. (change sex if necessary)

I cant help but wonder if my life is a waste of time

I should really ask (insert name) out <--------- my favourite

Reply 5

devesh254

OP

Yossarian

I am free of all prejudices. I hate you all equally

God life sucks, i'm an 18 year old (fe)male.
I plan to commit suicide before i'm 25, so I have 10 years to get laid.

I'm a straight guy, but I pose as a girl on teen chatrooms and cyber random guys. Watch out. People aren't always what they seem. (change sex if necessary)

I cant help but wonder if my life is a waste of time

I should really ask (insert name) out <--------- my favourite

lol how about something along the lines of how i am NOT going to miss college...i dont really wanna cuss my mates :laugh:

...but i do wanna cuss the college/teachers! :biggrin:

edit: oh and thx for the quotes so far....lol

Reply 6

Yossarian

I don't know how to love, so I stalk.

Why doesnt anyone like me?

I just ate too many tomato and cheese sandwitches. The tomato was really ripe and sweet. Now I feel sick...

I watched some Pokemon today.

When I was 14 i bought a hamster and never fed it and it died. A year later I bought two more hamsters and never even cleaned their cage. They both died. Last week I bought another hamster

Reply 7

Yossarian

I've been plagarizing most of my papers my whole school career.

I once had a dream i was david beckham

Reply 8

Natalie Lane

9

something like:
-insert witty comment here-

Reply 9

BloodyValentine

14

last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

A friend of mine had that on his it's on Carl Marx's grave i think

Reply 10

devesh254

OP

k it's between:

1) I hope the next time I see you guys you're not dead.
2) -Insert witty comment here-
3) A number coded message (A=1, B=2, C=3 etc) cussing some of the teachers (librarian, ict technician etc)

you guys got any more? this is good quality stuff so far! laugh: