Trinity: For those of you who don’t know what “rah” means, here’s a brief
definition: Boys – chinos, brown loafers, salmon pink shirts and a 100% pure
wool sweater. That sort of quiffy “Prince William” haircut. Probably called “Will”,
“Dave”, or “Charlie”. Girls – Wafer thin, indescribably gorgeous (apart from one
niggling flaw that would ultimately put you off), wearing whatever’s in “Glamour”
or “Vice” or, like, whatever. “Daddy” is paying for university. Probably also a
member of “The Pitt Club”, an exclusive institution for which the membership
criteria is that your father has to earn above a certain amount of money a year,
or you have to be fit, or both. Well, Trinity is full of rahs. Anyone who isn’t a rah
is probably worrylingly, worrylingly clever, and so best avoided. And you’re
probably going to end up working for the ones that are both. So be nice to them.
FACT: The Trinity May Ball is widely regarded as one of the best parties on the
planet. They were going to have the Darkness playing at last year’s, until they
somehow managed to piss them off. Get a ticket.
Found this is Sidney Sussex's Fresher's Guide
please say the part of wafer thin girls is not true