I don't really care where the North starts, I just know I am far away from it and happy enough
I know you don't need to look up irony
If I ever get to send you that book I will also send you a flat cap - or perhaps a guide to pigeon-fancying/whippeting/ferrets-down-trousering or whatever
Have you never been to a nice bit of the north? York, Newcastle, Durham, Peak District, Lake District, Moors etc.?