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What are you favourite chat up lines??

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Higgy90
I have a magic watch. It's telling me you're naked.


That's quite weird. I was actually getting changed when I saw that one...


Abdulla
I wish I was your set of problems; I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on the desk.



I heart that one too...
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Higgy90
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pinkspiders
That's quite weird. I was actually getting changed when I saw that one...


I know. :wink:
Higgy90
I know. :wink:


You wish :p:
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pinkspiders
If someone said that to me I'm pretty sure it'd be less than 5 mins. I love that one lol...



Haha I've never actually used it on anyone before, maybe I should.
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MaccyG
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Im a Butcher, Want some of my meat?
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Higgy90
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pinkspiders
You wish :p:


damn its true... :woo:
tomfb
Haha I've never actually used it on anyone before, maybe I should.


I wouldn't use my reaction as the basis of you using this line... :p:
Higgy90
damn its true... :woo:



D'aww.
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Jack wit
pinkspiders
I wouldn't use my reaction as the basis of you using this line... :p:

Not wishing to offend you or anything, but it looks to me like your actively flirting with guys on TSR (well from a guy's point of view anyway, perhaps not so reliable though)
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:.chris.:
Hey, do you fancy adding your name to by bedpost........?

Would never try it myself but my friend did and it resulted in him getting a lovely slap in the face :smile:
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pinkspiders
I wouldn't use my reaction as the basis of you using this line... :p:


I Well, if I get slapped. I'll blame you.
tomfb
I Well, if I get slapped. I'll blame you.


Can I put a disclaimer on that comment lol
I'm no fred flinstone but i can sure make your bed-rock
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Tinsley
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Do you know how much an emperor penguin weighs?! Enough to *break* the ice :wink: Hi, I'm xxxx

That's my brother's friends, makes me laugh!
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tomfb
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet
Jack wit
Not wishing to offend you or anything, but it looks to me like your actively flirting with guys on TSR (well from a guy's point of view anyway, perhaps not so reliable though)


'eh?
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Jack wit
pinkspiders
If someone said that to me I'm pretty sure it'd be less than 5 mins. I love that one lol...

sorry quoted wrong quote.

I imagine most girls wouldn't dare say that on studentroom, especially if you've got your picture in your profile. Aren't you afraid you'll get a whole heap of spam in your inbox?
Jack wit
sorry quoted wrong quote.

I imagine most girls wouldn't dare say that on studentroom, especially if you've got your picture in your profile. Aren't you afraid you'll get a whole heap of spam in your inbox?


Why would I be worried. I'm not naked in my picture... And I don't even know how to get onto the inbox...
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Mr Otter
raceforthefishman
Nice :cool:


Did it work?
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tomfb
Jack wit
sorry quoted wrong quote.

I imagine most girls wouldn't dare say that on studentroom, especially if you've got your picture in your profile. Aren't you afraid you'll get a whole heap of spam in your inbox?


This thread was funny till you started talking utter crap. Now shhhh.

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