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(Original post by Inverurie Jones)
Something of which the Americans apparently live in mortal terror. Don't they wash??? :eek:
I know. It's stupid. As long as you wash once a day everything should be fine and dandy.

I'm so glad I have foreskin .

I've been told it helps things 'glide'...which is better for women .
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It's not all bad.
I would ask you how you found that link...but I fear the answer wouldn't be as fun as I had hoped.
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OK I was just looking on some websites about phimosis and saw some rather strange pictures. I am kind of wondering if I am really weird or completely normal now (saw lots of pictures that looked different but it didn't say whether they were normal or abnormal lol). So, exacted how far is the foreskin mean't to be able to be pulled back when erect? Like how much of the glans penis would be exposed?

lol...think i'm being a hyperchondriac! I knew looking in this sub-forum was a mistake! lol
I think its changes between people...as long as you can pull the foreskin back over the glands, then you're OK, even if it doesn't do it on its own. However, if you actually can't physically pull it over because the foreskins too tight, then there may be a problem.
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(Original post by kingslaw)
I know. It's stupid. As long as you wash once a day everything should be fine and dandy.

I'm so glad I have foreskin .

I've been told it helps things 'glide'...which is better for women .
grrrr :mad:

I can glide as well. *grabs tub of jelly*
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(Original post by beekeeper_)
grrrr :mad:

I can glide as well. *grabs tub of jelly*


Should I create a foreskin society?? Or is that just pushing the boundaries of decency.

I mean...my dogging society didn't go down too well
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(Original post by kingslaw)


Should I create a foreskin society?? Or is that just pushing the boundaries of decency.

I mean...my dogging society didn't go down too well
Well, it depends whether i would qualify to join :rolleyes: If you want a donation, I could always go back to the hospital and ask them nicely...
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(Original post by beekeeper_)
Well, it depends whether i would qualify to join :rolleyes: If you want a donation, I could always go back to the hospital and ask them nicely...
I'm sure it's already made a nice sandwich meat by now .

You could be an honory member? Like, we can pretend you have a foreskin.

Hmm...skinless willies

*ponders*
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(Original post by kingslaw)


Should I create a foreskin society?? Or is that just pushing the boundaries of decency.

I mean...my dogging society didn't go down too well
Please don't. That would just be another society I don't qualify to be a member of. I hate being left out.
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(Original post by kingslaw)
I'm sure it's already made a nice sandwich meat by now .

You could be an honory member? Like, we can pretend you have a foreskin.

Hmm...skinless willies

*ponders*
:eek: It is not "skinless"!!!

*pushes into cupboard and jumps on*

i'll prove it :rolleyes:
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(Original post by beekeeper_)
:eek: It is not "skinless"!!!

*pushes into cupboard and jumps on*

i'll prove it :rolleyes:
Random question: Is that a Manics reference in your sig??

If so...hmmm...a Tory...they'd love you :p: :rolleyes:.

And we all know that it is perfectly responsible for popular idols to dominate our political views...I mean, when I heard Will Young say he was a Marxist, I joined the Socialist Workers Party...

...OK, I was actually already a member, but Will Young really did have a conversation with Frank Skinner about Marxism...its like my wildest fantasy
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How sort of long is a foreskin supposed to be? cos i swear my ex's was far too long, but i have nothing to compare it to cos my other two exes have been circumsized.
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(Original post by lessthanthree)
the only medical argument for it as far as I'm aware of is if your foreskin is literally too tight, and rips during intercourse and whatnot.

Yeah, exactly.

My foreskin got trapped behind my glans when I first went to have sex, and it was bloody painful.

I want it gone, but I want to keep it.

My poor penis
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How sort of long is a foreskin supposed to be? cos i swear my ex's was far too long, but i have nothing to compare it to cos my other two exes have been circumsized.
About...

<--------------------------------------->

...that long.
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About...

<--------------------------------------->

...that long.
wow it was long then..even longer than i thought :rolleyes:
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wow it was long then..even longer than i thought :rolleyes:
I don't think a foreskin supposed to be any length...as long as it still performs its rightful duty .
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dont the jews in their bible see it as imperfection. and cutting it off is promoting spirituality and to show that were not born perfect etc..
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I don't think a foreskin supposed to be any length...as long as it still performs its rightful duty .
Yeah I know, but his was freakish, it kinda looked like one of those tortoises, freaked me out...thats why we broke up...
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Yeah I know, but his was freakish, it kinda looked like one of those tortoises, freaked me out...thats why we broke up...
:eek:

Thats really why you broke up with him?!

Must've been love :rolleyes:
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:eek:

Thats really why you broke up with him?!

Must've been love :rolleyes:
Well...he broke up with me...but thats what I say :p:
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phimosis. what a painful bugger.
I wonder if that's a problem still if you're using a condom..
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