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Guys my puppy just sneaked up behind me and sniffed my bum and now he is cowering in the corner yelping. And I am NOT joking!!!
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heh, took me a while to work out what you were doing there

but when i did,
hehehehe.
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:rofl:
im not the one making an arse out of myself here.
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Guys my puppy just sneaked up behind me and sniffed my bum and now he is cowering in the corner yelping. And I am NOT joking!!!
omg ok right i think u DO need to see the doc, seriously, if it is a problem inside, i think a good dose of fibre should push out any toxins.
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omg ok right i think u DO need to see the doc, seriously, if it is a problem inside, i think a good dose of fibre should push out any toxins.
I don't think eating more fibre is going to solve anything. You don't know what you're on about.

The best advice has already been given by many people, see a doctor. good luck.
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Eating more fibre would probably actually make it worse if it is due to some sort of infection or intolerance.

See a doctor!!!
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Guys my puppy just sneaked up behind me and sniffed my bum and now he is cowering in the corner yelping. And I am NOT joking!!!
Maybe he smelt bullschit, because I certainly can.
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Eating more fibre would probably actually make it worse if it is due to some sort of infection or intolerance.

See a doctor!!!
actually no it wont. you cannot be intolrant to fibre, as it is cellulose, and is not digested by the body. it just goes through the system as bulk, absorbing water as waste.

if it was infection, she'd be in pain.

of course see a doc, but in the meantime, perfume and fibre
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Most of you have at least tried
Your hardest to not laugh at my

Bum problem.
Unusually for me, I haven't been
Moved to tears reading the

Stupid comments
That people threw at me
In fact, I am
Not going to let them get me down
Knickers may stink of
Shit, but I will never be defeated

I can always look on the brightside! Excuse the poem but I channeled my anger into something productive.

Whoever said they smell ********, get to fu*k.
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Most of you have at least tried
Your hardest to not laugh at my

Bum problem.
Unusually for me, I haven't been
Moved to tears reading the

Stupid comments
That people threw at me
In fact, I am
Not going to let them get me down
Knickers may stink of
Shit, but I will never be defeated
How beautiful. Reminds me ot Keats...
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I think it is a psychiatrist rather than a GP you need spangly_peach!
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Oh for god's sake get a sense of humour! If I can have one with a problem like mine I am sure you can.
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actually no it wont. you cannot be intolrant to fibre, as it is cellulose, and is not digested by the body. it just goes through the system as bulk, absorbing water as waste.

if it was infection, she'd be in pain.

of course see a doc, but in the meantime, perfume and fibre

Yes it can.
Too much fibre can upset the bowel and in some cases actually trigger the symptoms of IBS.

A high fibre diet can trigger flatulence not something you want when your arse already stinks is it.

High fibre foods - fibre is essential to the health of the digestive system but it can create excessive gas. The small intestine can't break down certain compounds, which means extra work for the gas-producing intestinal bacteria, and accompanying flatus. High fibre diets should be introduced slowly to allow the bowel sufficient time to adjust.


There is no doubt that a diet high in fibre is ideal for the health of the gastrointestinal tract. However, there are many people who cannot tolerate high fibre diets. Often those people who need high fibre diets the most, cannot tolerate large amounts of fibre due to food intolerances, digestive insufficiencies, or have an overly sensitive, inflamed, and damaged bowel wall.

In fact, when advised to increase their fibre intake, many people experience an increase in unpleasant symptom. High fibre intolerance might manifest an increased bloating, wind, loose bowels, abdominal pain and cramps.

http://www.suntonic.com/faq/
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Yes it can.
Too much fibre can upset the bowel and in some cases actually trigger the symptoms of IBS.

A high fibre diet can trigger flatulence not something you want when your arse already stinks is it.

High fibre foods - fibre is essential to the health of the digestive system but it can create excessive gas. The small intestine can't break down certain compounds, which means extra work for the gas-producing intestinal bacteria, and accompanying flatus. High fibre diets should be introduced slowly to allow the bowel sufficient time to adjust.


There is no doubt that a diet high in fibre is ideal for the health of the gastrointestinal tract. However, there are many people who cannot tolerate high fibre diets. Often those people who need high fibre diets the most, cannot tolerate large amounts of fibre due to food intolerances, digestive insufficiencies, or have an overly sensitive, inflamed, and damaged bowel wall.

In fact, when advised to increase their fibre intake, many people experience an increase in unpleasant symptom. High fibre intolerance might manifest an increased bloating, wind, loose bowels, abdominal pain and cramps.

http://www.suntonic.com/faq/
Just shows magic carpet doesn't know what she's on about
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im not the one making an arse out of myself here.
Oh give it up already :rolleyes:
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are you remembering to wipe it?
lol.
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lol.
Thankyou for your valuable input. GRRRRRRR :mad:
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makes a change from your warts..

http://thestudentroom.co.uk/t101618.html

go and spam somewhere else.
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Thankyou for your valuable input. GRRRRRRR :mad:
STFU
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STFU
hello Peter. long time no see.
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