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Hi, there.Have you heard of Omegle? Well I didn't until a couple of days ago when someone posted of tsr about Omegle.Its a weird chat site where you talk with random strangers with absolute anonymity and can save the logs
.Its kinda fun.But I warn you this is not for the faint of heart.Coz some of them on Omegle are plain creepy! 
So do post your strange,hilarious logs here.
So here is my first chat log:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: hello
Stranger: I have an offer for you.
You: sure
You: I'm listening
Stranger: WHAT IF I OFFERED TO SELL YOU NOT ONE, BUT TWO CONTAINERS OF OXY-CLEAN AND ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS CUT YOUR **** OFF AND FEED IT TO YOUR MOM ON A SILVER PLATTER?
You: that would be a bargain!
Stranger: YOU BET YOUR ******* ASS IT IS
Stranger: YOU CAN USE IT ON YOUR PETS
You: sure
Stranger: ON YOUR WALLS
Stranger: ON YOUR FLOORS
You: what the shipping ad?
Stranger: ON YOUR FAVORITE FOOD
Stranger: HELL, YOU CAN DRY SCRUB THE HAIR RIGHT OFF YOUR NUTS
Stranger: aw you're no fun. I want someone who yells back.
You: Wow.I'm amazed by your intellectual vocab.Are you on anger management?
Stranger: No
Stranger: I'm just powertrolling.
You: oh.There's a word for that.Wow.Didn't know.Sorry I'm too polite
Stranger: S'all good.
Stranger: Hitler had it right the first time!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
.Its kinda fun.But I warn you this is not for the faint of heart.Coz some of them on Omegle are plain creepy! 
So do post your strange,hilarious logs here.
So here is my first chat log:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: hello
Stranger: I have an offer for you.
You: sure
You: I'm listening
Stranger: WHAT IF I OFFERED TO SELL YOU NOT ONE, BUT TWO CONTAINERS OF OXY-CLEAN AND ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS CUT YOUR **** OFF AND FEED IT TO YOUR MOM ON A SILVER PLATTER?
You: that would be a bargain!
Stranger: YOU BET YOUR ******* ASS IT IS
Stranger: YOU CAN USE IT ON YOUR PETS
You: sure
Stranger: ON YOUR WALLS
Stranger: ON YOUR FLOORS
You: what the shipping ad?
Stranger: ON YOUR FAVORITE FOOD
Stranger: HELL, YOU CAN DRY SCRUB THE HAIR RIGHT OFF YOUR NUTS
Stranger: aw you're no fun. I want someone who yells back.
You: Wow.I'm amazed by your intellectual vocab.Are you on anger management?
Stranger: No
Stranger: I'm just powertrolling.
You: oh.There's a word for that.Wow.Didn't know.Sorry I'm too polite
Stranger: S'all good.
Stranger: Hitler had it right the first time!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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#2
I heard abut it the other day when I saw it on a comm. on another website.
Basically everyone there went on pretending to be a chatacter from lost and was saying all this stuff. Some people play along, others are like what?! or you get the whole disconnected thing. lol
I can't find them right now though.
Basically everyone there went on pretending to be a chatacter from lost and was saying all this stuff. Some people play along, others are like what?! or you get the whole disconnected thing. lol
I can't find them right now though.
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#3
I love this website!!!
You: hi
Stranger: hey *****.
Stranger: whatsup.
You: not a lot
You: it's midnight here
You: meh
Stranger: ahaha.
You: how are you
Stranger: im gay.
You: cool
You: are you male or female
Stranger: female.
You: where do you live?
Stranger: im gay.
Stranger: where do u live.
You: i live in cambridge, united kingdom
You: you live in a place called 'im gay'?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i live in afghanistan
You: i think it's illegal to be gay in afghanistan
Stranger: no
Stranger: ur gay.
Stranger: white trash
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi
Stranger: hey *****.
Stranger: whatsup.
You: not a lot
You: it's midnight here
You: meh
Stranger: ahaha.
You: how are you
Stranger: im gay.
You: cool
You: are you male or female
Stranger: female.
You: where do you live?
Stranger: im gay.
Stranger: where do u live.
You: i live in cambridge, united kingdom
You: you live in a place called 'im gay'?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i live in afghanistan
You: i think it's illegal to be gay in afghanistan
Stranger: no
Stranger: ur gay.
Stranger: white trash
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I had this just a few minuets ago
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey hottie
You: Hey sexay!
Stranger: m or f?
You: both...
Stranger: ur a ******?
You: no im just both
You: and loving it
Stranger: how r u both?
You: My dad is a guy and my mom is a woman
You: I'm both
Stranger: ok **** or pussy?
You: half - half
Stranger: so u gotta vagina and a ****
You: you could say that
Stranger: mmmmmm
Stranger: i wanna ride it and ***
You: And I wanna hit you with mine
You: its quite big
Stranger: how big?
You: Big
You: very big
You: Big enough to knock you off your feet
Stranger: over 12 inches?
You: big enough to knock you on your butt, how big you guess?
Stranger: 13inches
You: no
You: keep going
You: your almost there
Stranger: 15inches
You: oooh so close
You: 2 more tries
Stranger: 18
You: nope
You: 1 more try
Stranger: 16
You: ohhh nope, sorry Thank you for playing and hope to see you again soon
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey hottie
You: Hey sexay!
Stranger: m or f?
You: both...
Stranger: ur a ******?
You: no im just both
You: and loving it
Stranger: how r u both?
You: My dad is a guy and my mom is a woman
You: I'm both
Stranger: ok **** or pussy?
You: half - half
Stranger: so u gotta vagina and a ****
You: you could say that
Stranger: mmmmmm
Stranger: i wanna ride it and ***
You: And I wanna hit you with mine
You: its quite big
Stranger: how big?
You: Big
You: very big
You: Big enough to knock you off your feet
Stranger: over 12 inches?
You: big enough to knock you on your butt, how big you guess?
Stranger: 13inches
You: no
You: keep going
You: your almost there
Stranger: 15inches
You: oooh so close
You: 2 more tries
Stranger: 18
You: nope
You: 1 more try
Stranger: 16
You: ohhh nope, sorry Thank you for playing and hope to see you again soon
You have disconnected.
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#5
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: female?
You: No
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: female?
You: No
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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#7
http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=915025 ahem. Sort of already exists.
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So I rolled with it.
You: hey
Stranger: hi my name is voldemort
You: do you ever worry you might be too good looking to get a boyfriend?
Stranger: well, i am a boy, i am voldemort
You: voldemort, you probably don't have this problem
You: but i know a lot of other gay men think they might be too good looking to get a boyfriend
Stranger: you are gay?
You: but i imagine it's the converse for you, right?
You: too ugly is it?
You: seen as though you're kind of crossed with a snake
You: got those weird nostrils going on
You: i mean.. y'know... maybe some people are turned on by it
Stranger: well i dont care about girls i just want to kill harry potter
You: but i suppose you must go on some pretty ffreaky dating sites for the kind of guys that are into that
You: ah, is he your crush?
Stranger: no!
You: i wouldn't have thought he's your type
You: doesn't have any piercings or tattoos or anything
Stranger: i dont care about relationships because i am voldemort
Stranger: i am supreme
You: i can tell it's beating you up insdie
You: secretly you just want harry to pop up and give you a big ol' hug
Stranger: no... i dont
You: come now voldey
You: is it ok if i call you voldey?
Stranger: i guess
You: ok good
You: listen voldey
You: you just need to chill out
Stranger: why
You: i understand if you're not really really good looking and handsome like harry potter or hermione or luna or ron you might find it harder to get a long term partner
You: but just relax
You: going around killing people isn't going to make it happen any faster
You: you just need to chill out and be paitient
You: and when it happens it won't even matter that it's taken you...what? 19 years?
You: to find someone who cares for you as much as you care for them
Stranger: ...
You: don't worry
You: we're all on the same boat in life
You: right enough you have slits for nostrils
Stranger: i like my face...
You: but you'll find a man who will see through that love just love you for who you really are
You: well there you see
You: you look really nice
You: and you have so many extraordinary wizarding powers
You: you must be pretty good at having sex
You: amiright?!
You: voldey?
Stranger: im not gay...
You: ..................awkward....... ....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hey
Stranger: hi my name is voldemort
You: do you ever worry you might be too good looking to get a boyfriend?
Stranger: well, i am a boy, i am voldemort
You: voldemort, you probably don't have this problem
You: but i know a lot of other gay men think they might be too good looking to get a boyfriend
Stranger: you are gay?
You: but i imagine it's the converse for you, right?
You: too ugly is it?
You: seen as though you're kind of crossed with a snake
You: got those weird nostrils going on
You: i mean.. y'know... maybe some people are turned on by it
Stranger: well i dont care about girls i just want to kill harry potter
You: but i suppose you must go on some pretty ffreaky dating sites for the kind of guys that are into that
You: ah, is he your crush?
Stranger: no!
You: i wouldn't have thought he's your type
You: doesn't have any piercings or tattoos or anything
Stranger: i dont care about relationships because i am voldemort
Stranger: i am supreme
You: i can tell it's beating you up insdie
You: secretly you just want harry to pop up and give you a big ol' hug
Stranger: no... i dont
You: come now voldey
You: is it ok if i call you voldey?
Stranger: i guess
You: ok good
You: listen voldey
You: you just need to chill out
Stranger: why
You: i understand if you're not really really good looking and handsome like harry potter or hermione or luna or ron you might find it harder to get a long term partner
You: but just relax
You: going around killing people isn't going to make it happen any faster
You: you just need to chill out and be paitient
You: and when it happens it won't even matter that it's taken you...what? 19 years?
You: to find someone who cares for you as much as you care for them
Stranger: ...
You: don't worry
You: we're all on the same boat in life
You: right enough you have slits for nostrils
Stranger: i like my face...
You: but you'll find a man who will see through that love just love you for who you really are
You: well there you see
You: you look really nice
You: and you have so many extraordinary wizarding powers
You: you must be pretty good at having sex
You: amiright?!
You: voldey?
Stranger: im not gay...
You: ..................awkward....... ....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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