You could charge for sex instead of giving it away for free...
Hmm. Surely it's ironic if the title were to contradict your name? For example, it would be ironic if your name was 'have_money' and the title was 'I need money' or vice-versa.
I need to spend some of my quickly-growing pile of cash. You know, for the sake of the economy or something.
Well I work on a sheep farm at lambing time. For days its 6 til 6 and I get paid £4.00 an hour. Nights it;s 8pm to 8am and I get paid £6 an hour. Hard work but I earned a grand this easter. Reading and T in the Park HERE I COME