Vultures

Depends on how drunk the bloke is surely? The drunker the guy, the more vulturish they seem to become (and I often find the drunker the girl, the easier the 'target' ) It's a tale of true love

That's one way of seeing it but I was talking to guys or even girls who don't go for the people they want, just for what's easy to catch. Just like a vulture really, eating dead carcasses instead of being brave and going hunting for something that isn't rotting.

that sounds really...um... sexy???

That's good to know. I had a friend we called a vulture (behind his back of course, otherwise that would be too... brave). Vultures are really interesting animals to study.

yeah... i wouldn't take one home...

No of course not :P They take you home. That's how vultures work.

i doubt i'd go home with one either...

When you're a dead carcass it's hard to say no.

ahh... i understand...

You have issues.