The Best One Line Gag Ever Watch

Just Another Student
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Keep them quick,
Keep them simple &
Keep them funny.

I'll kick off;

* I used to be so indecisive....but now I'm not so sure.

I'll round up the ones that attract the lolz and I'll put them in a poll in another thread sometime soon.
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
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9/10 people enjoy gangrape.

Heard it a while ago, but still quality.
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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Me and my girlfriend have been going out for .... *thinks* ...... Sex.
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I was wondering all along, why did the frisbee get bigger and bigger as it came towards me.

And then it hit me.
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I've told you a million times not to exaggerate.
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I'd give my right arm to play in the NBA.
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A boy who couldn't see, hear, smell, feel or taste punched me in the face yesterday.

I told him there was no need for senseless violence.
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Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
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Rape is surprise sex.
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lol I wish I could rep every one of you in this thread. *subscribes*
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Last night I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got in my pyjamas I'll never know. Good ol' Groucho.
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There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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(Original post by Just Another Student)
Keep them quick,
Keep them simple &
Keep them funny.

I'll kick off;

* I used to be so indecisive....but now I'm not so sure.

I'll round up the ones that attract the lolz and I'll put them in a poll in another thread sometime soon.
Venison's dear, isn't it?
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General rule of people on TSR: Attractive, Single, Mentally stable. Choose TWO.
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99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
You're a great argument for birth control. < personal favourite
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
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My Granddad was in a concentration camp... *pause* yeah, he was a guard...
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