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    * I used to be so indecisive....but now I'm not so sure.

    I'll round up the ones that attract the lolz and I'll put them in a poll in another thread sometime soon.
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    (Original post by Just Another Student)
    Keep them quick,
    Keep them simple &
    Keep them funny.

    I'll kick off;

    * I used to be so indecisive....but now I'm not so sure.

    I'll round up the ones that attract the lolz and I'll put them in a poll in another thread sometime soon.
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