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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
9/10 people enjoy gangrape.

Heard it a while ago, but still quality.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
Me and my girlfriend have been going out for .... *thinks* ...... Sex.
Reply 5
I was wondering all along, why did the frisbee get bigger and bigger as it came towards me.

And then it hit me.
Reply 6
I've told you a million times not to exaggerate.
Reply 7
I'd give my right arm to play in the NBA.
Reply 8
A boy who couldn't see, hear, smell, feel or taste punched me in the face yesterday.

I told him there was no need for senseless violence.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
Reply 10
Rape is surprise sex.
lol I wish I could rep every one of you in this thread. *subscribes*
Last night I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got in my pyjamas I'll never know. Good ol' Groucho.
Reply 13
There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Just Another Student
Keep them quick,
Keep them simple &
Keep them funny.

I'll kick off;

* I used to be so indecisive....but now I'm not so sure.

I'll round up the ones that attract the lolz and I'll put them in a poll in another thread sometime soon.

Venison's dear, isn't it?
Reply 16
General rule of people on TSR: Attractive, Single, Mentally stable. Choose TWO.
subscribe :biggrin:
Reply 18
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
You're a great argument for birth control. < personal favourite :wink:
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Reply 19
My Granddad was in a concentration camp... *pause* yeah, he was a guard...