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    1. "What's your sign?"
    The epitome of cheese, this line, which has been around since the Beatles came to America, ranks as the very worst line in dating history. The fact that it's still in use says a lot about the decay of our society's standards and the glaring desperation of some singles.

    2. "Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
    Maybe this was funny around 1910 or 1915 — back when the telephone was a novel appliance. It does not inspire smiles now, only scared and doomed looks.

    3. "You must be a broom because you're sweeping me off my feet."
    Maybe your dad used this one on your mom and for nostalgia's sake, you're bringing it out again. Nostalgia does not get you dates, only pity. "I actually had a guy say this to me during happy hour," says Kim, a vivacious flight attendant who gets her share of pick-up lines. "I didn't hold it against him because I don't know how much he'd had to drink and he was cute. But if he hadn't been cute, I would have dodged him."

    4. "Do you have a licence? Because you're driving me crazy."
    Caution! Watching too many stupid teen movies impairs your judgement. This probably sounded clever to the person who swiped it from an Annette and Frankie beach party flick.

    5. "I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade."
    Generally, comparing potential dates to food or drinks is not a winning move. " I had a guy use this one on me and I rolled my eyes and walked way," says Susan, a marketing representative who doesn't usually go for lines. "But a couple of weeks later, I saw this hot guy at the gym and I used that same line and it worked! I guess there are gender preferences when it comes to lines. He was really flattered, where I was insulted when it was used on me."

    6. "Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here."
    Maybe angels like this one, real women don't.

    7. "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."
    Prayer is something that anyone who uses this tacky line desperately needs.

    8. "Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas."
    This line is popular with both men and women who think references to Santa are cute and charming, which are qualities that they never possess personally.

    9. "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
    "A stunning woman I had been staring at used this on me," says Mark, a tawny-haired, gregarious copywriter. "I know it's an old one but it took guts to say it. I'm afraid I happily fell for it."

    10. "Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"
    A personal favorite, this one takes a certain amount of arrogance as well as delusion, to pull off.

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    1. "What's your sign?"
    The epitome of cheese, this line, which has been around since the..
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    now where did you copy that from, i wonder?
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    (Original post by elpaw)
    now where did you copy that from, i wonder?
    oops, just seen the "courtesy of msn".....
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    oops, just seen the "courtesy of msn".....
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    Do your feet hurt? Cause you been walking through my dreams allnight. Blah!
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    lol, i hate it when guys use cheesy chat-up lines... but every now and then i can fall for them... here's a couple that i can remember...

    did it hurt? when you fell from heaven?

    nice legs... what time do they open? (my ex-bf thought this one was hilarious, but had the sense never to actually use it)

    i got a classic story for you... my ex-bf (also my best mate) was asked out by one of our very good friend's new girlfriend when he was in year 11. the friend doesn't know *and isn't going to find out*. anyway this girl took my ex-bfs hand and said 'i love you', at which stage he looked out the window and went 'it's just started to rain'... she ran off crying. i'm so glad he never said something that stupid to me... but it's a great thing to tease him about

    lou xxx
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    nice your skirt it would look even better on my bedroom floor

    ha whats that about
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    Boy: You know how much a polar bear weighs?
    Girl: No, how much?
    Boy: Don't know but it broke the ice...

    Crap line courtesy of my mate (no not on me!!!)...
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    "Sit on my knee and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up"

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    (Original post by TIGTIG)
    nice your skirt it would look even better on my bedroom floor

    ha whats that about
    I like that one actually!
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    (Original post by theone)
    "Sit on my knee and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up"

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    Lol, haven't heard that one in awhile
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    Does your heart ache? Let me kiss it better.
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    (Original post by Yank)
    Does your heart ache? Let me kiss it better.
    Awwwww!
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    Is that a puddle you're sitting in, or are you just happy to see me?
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    is your name 'Gillette' cos' your the best a man can get!
    lol
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    (Original post by Polanski's Pal)
    is your name 'Gillette' cos' your the best a man can get!
    lol
    LOL
    I was in this club once drifting into my glass a bit tipsy
    this guy comes up to me goes a penny for your thoughts,
    gets a penny out of his wallet puts it down my clevage and says theres a penny for my thoughts.
    how wierd
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    (Original post by TIGTIG)
    LOL
    I was in this club once drifting into my glass a bit tipsy
    this guy comes up to me goes a penny for your thoughts,
    gets a penny out of his wallet puts it down my clevage and says theres a penny for my thoughts.
    how wierd
    did he pull?
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    (Original post by Polanski's Pal)
    did he pull?
    NO it takes more than a penny. ha it made me laugh though
 
 
 
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