Strange question: does anybody have any creative ideas about what to do with lentils? Only I've ended up with tonnes of the stuff - not literally, but almost - and I may get bored of doing my usual thing to them each time...
(Long story short: the Bangladeshi owner of a shop on Mill Road was so overjoyed to discover my loose connection to a village loosely connected to a village to which he was loosely connected that he decided to give me a ton of free lentils, not to mention some chick peas and prayer beads thrown in for good measure; only people from the subcontinent will understand why this makes any sense)