The Cambridge Chat Thread

Can anyone think of something non-toxic yet disgusting I can mix into the sundried tomato paste that someone is stealing from my fridge? (I'm not bothered about ruining it for myself since I don't like it.)

Well some Geography chat. That makes a pleasant change. We don't seem to often get Geography chat :-)

However, as I say, I think I was perhaps just a bit fractious.

Urine? or laxitives

I had one of the worst lecture overruns ever - over 1 hour late! But it was well worth it to hear a new (well, old) interpretation of quantum mechanics which gives the wavefunction physical meaning!

And I think I saw Excalibur at said lecture, but I'm not sure.

Can anyone think of something non-toxic yet disgusting I can mix into the sundried tomato paste that someone is stealing from my fridge? (I'm not bothered about ruining it for myself since I don't like it.)

The former is a bit disgusting, the latter won't be obviously attributable to deliberate meddling, but could be from many things, so won't give the obvious signal that I know what they're up to.

The former is a bit disgusting, the latter won't be obviously attributable to deliberate meddling, but could be from many things, so won't give the obvious signal that I know what they're up to.

So complicated! I just write notes. Or speak to people.

As I said, I would if it was something I cared about, but it's more the principle, so I may as well try and get some fun out of it.

The British Museum have decided not to allow me to sample the material that I need, based on what seem to be both unreasonable demands and ridiculous academic politics. Gah.

I seem to remember, after reading the Culture Industry (or parts thereof), that I felt very, very guilty whenever standing near a television or computer.

In my sicky state over the weekend I read the Spanish word for 'Wednesday' as 'Monday' and have consequently missed the deadline for yet another piece of work. Another grovelling email needed. I'm hoping that my idiocy might make her laugh and my illness might make her more inclined to not hate me, but seeing as I didn't do the last three assignments that she set me last year, thinking I'd never have her again, I don't think she's predisposed towards being all that kind to me

EDIT: Also, how the **** did I read 'miercoles' as Monday? I've only been studying this stupid language for 8 whole years... Let the self-loathing commence.

That sucks; on a completely different note, have you watched the putin rap video yet? If not, it'll definitely cheer you up!

Seems no-one here can hold their drink like me

...the restraining chair (which I made, by the way )

"I would not like it thought that I do not buy my own paperclips, sir. I enjoy owning my own paperclips, it means that they are mine. I thought it helpful I should tell you that in a measured and non-confrontational way."
Vetinari looked at the ceiling for a few moments and then said:
"Thankyou for your frankness. I shall consider the record straightened and the matter closed."
"Thank you, sir."