The Cambridge Chat Thread

Sure, but by that logic you'd be justified to charge an arbitrarily high price on everything that has any kind of effect on other people.

To be fair thouh, you got to see my simply mind0bb0oggling costume. so it was talotally worth it

Don't expect anyone to read this, just monologuing a bit

I'm afraid I was deliberately irritating in my last post, I wasn't in a particularly good mood.

I don't especially want to move to America either. But then again, I am clearly so dedicated to my subject that all I'll want to do while there is spend time working on things with the Finest Minds in the World so the culture and everything else won't matter

I know, scary stuff! NHSdirect told her to go see her GP, she did, he reckons it's Bell's Palsy too. Not as serious as a tumour, thankfully!

As for Zoe's situation, I'm entirely unfamiliar with all aspects of the languages courses but I think that if your course requires you to go abroad they should give you enough funding for you to go abroad (and enough that you can do something non-crappy. and let you come back for Christmas (or some important event)). But then that might open up too many cans of worms.

My throat is swollen.

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8. IndieSoc: Open Mic @ Pembroke

IndieSoc will be celebrating the end of term by having an Open Mic Night
on Wednesday 2nd December in Pembroke New Cellars.

We are still looking for performers, so if you would like to play for
5-15minutes, please email me (ldlb2) by Friday 27th.

Urgh, I'm so tired...got woken up by NHSdirect calling me. I rang them last night because my friend (visiting from another college) had what Google tells me is called unilateral facial paralysis. Numbness and paralysis on one side of her face...she couldn't smile or blink on that side. I got her to do the second of the stroke tests, lifting your arms, but she could do that fine and wasn't slurring her words, so it probably wasn't a stroke. But when I Googled her symptoms, it said there were three main causes in adults: a stroke, Bell's Palsy, and a brain tumour...so we panicked a little bit! Rang NHSdirect, they got her to do a load of tests, looking in the mirror and trying to move that side...determined it wasn't urgent, and said they'd ring back in the morning.

Stupidly I gave them my number

Just looked up Bell's Palsy...apparently it can be caused due to an inflammation of the facial nerve. She's been on Tamiflu since Tuesday, which makes me think it might be a reaction to it...I was watching the Occam's Razor episode of House yesterday (which obviously makes me an experienced doctor), which basically revolves around the fact that getting two separate conditions at the same time is so unlikely, they're probably linked...

Don't expect anyone to read this, just monologuing a bit

I did not just wake up ... oh, I did. Curses.

I was on the most tame formal swap ever last night

yeah but did u bang doe?

No, as I said it was so tame. Nobody finished their wine, nobody would down their wine when I pennied them. I also 5p-d 3 people and nobody would do it...

they sound like unwashed cocks of the highest order. i've been on swaps where people have pennied themselves; have they not realised the entire point is to get drunk?

Exactly! It was so tame it was unbelievable. Really not any craic at all like! Then someone had the cheek to penny me after they wouldn't do it themselves! I still did it anyways

i'd expect nothing less of you.

p.s. how many formal tickets (for guests) is each trinitarian allowed to book?