Any funny uni stories?

I'm pretty bored and want to know of anyones funny stories from university.. share them out :smile:

On lecturer back-handed a girl in the face by accident lol.
Also, another likes animal development but had to show us a human embryo. On the next slide he had just covered the same pic of the human embryo with a cartoon lamb. It was a very strange moment.

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Cooljack

not a story from uni but involves uni: in my last year of sixth form a woman came to give a talk on what York uni had to offer for students wanting to go to uni in there own city and options for abroad studies. Anyway for some reason can't remember what she was stood on a chair in the middle of the assembly hall talking to everyone, she was quite fat aswell. Needless to say the combination of being borderline obese and inappropriate use of a seat led to the chair legs giving way and her falling flat on her arse in front of 120+ people followed by dead silence bar the one bulgarian student who let out a snorty high pitched laugh. That was in the first 15 minuites she spent the rest of the time with a purple face swetting profusely, how embarassing!

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LoZEr

14

one guy jumped out of a window on second floor of my halls because his girlfriend dumped him and his leg got stuck in the fence.

pretty funny.

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samera

Cooljack

not a story from uni but involves uni: in my last year of sixth form a woman came to give a talk on what York uni had to offer for students wanting to go to uni in there own city and options for abroad studies. Anyway for some reason can't remember what she was stood on a chair in the middle of the assembly hall talking to everyone, she was quite fat aswell. Needless to say the combination of being borderline obese and inappropriate use of a seat led to the chair legs giving way and her falling flat on her arse in front of 120+ people followed by dead silence bar the one bulgarian student who let out a snorty high pitched laugh. That was in the first 15 minuites she spent the rest of the time with a purple face swetting profusely, how embarassing!

lols why the hell did she stand up on the chair?? :confused:

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samera

LoZEr

one guy jumped out of a window on second floor of my halls because his girlfriend dumped him and his leg got stuck in the fence.

pretty funny.

wow that must have been very dramatic to watch hahahaha- nice attempt from the guy lol

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Allthewayhome

10

I drank much the night before a lecture.

I was running late by ten mins by the time I got into the lecture. I got all my stuff out and was taking notes for about 5 mins before I had to jump two rows of seats and run for the loo.

Basically, I didn't quite make it out the door before I was sick in the doorway/hall.

Ended up sitting outside the building grabbing some air 'n downing water when the lecturer exited 'n gave me a cringy wee wink 'n chuckle.

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jus-mi

14

the day my stats lecturer walked into the white board was pretty hilarious....that certainly broke the ice.

The day i got locked out of my room just after i had my shower i usually lock my door when going into the shower but this time my card stopped working....luckily my next door neighbour was around and she went to reception to get a new key!

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marcusmerehay

17

I went out on my mate's 19th birthday dressed as a transvestite, but managed to lose everyone I was with after going to the toilet in a club that evening.
So I walked home to halls [about half an hour walk] dressed in nothing more than red tights and a polka-dot nightdress and tripped over a pavement.

You may laugh, but i'm left with a scar on my hand from where my hand landed on a stone and a chunk of flesh came out, needed 6 stitches.

Ah well :p:

Then there was the time I had a gallon of punch at a house party...needless to say I never went home that night.

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StJimmy

10

I got massively drunk because my ex dumped me, and fell through a window... bad times

Reply 10

Shady05

1

I was late for a lecture, and was abit hungover and was in a rush because I knew it wqas an important lecture...So i made it about 5minutes late...went to the back and sat down and started taking notes....tick tock...20minutes later....HOLD ON!!! I don't even study religious studies...who are thse people im sitting with it??!!...Waited5 minutes to plan my escape!!! Even though it was just down the stairs to the right...embarrassing times!!! And plus i was too late to make an appearance at the actual lecture!!! Funny looking back on it!

Reply 11

AUBmorph

Ok, so the lecturer was discussing "assenence". The girl in front, turned around and asked if "assenence was the new Mark Jacobs perfume". Friend beside me then proceeded to ask said girl if she had ever studied grammar, to which she replied " No I went to a comprehensive "

Reply 12

JustGeorgeJ

16

Original post by lauren.mariie

I'm pretty bored and want to know of anyones funny stories from university.. share them out :smile:

Hello

,

I have stories that could last a life time from my two years at university (I can only imagine what awaits me in my third year).

One story from the end of last year;
On my course at the end of the year we have a 'drama party'. Where all the first, second and third years from the course gather, pass down advice to each other, share stories and small sketches and give out awards. On this particular party my friend swore he wouldn't go sober and turned out extremely drunk on vodka.

Now; before I continue; you should know that this friend is notorious for doing the full monty (stripping) whenever 'You Can Leave Your Hat On' is played at a party, so we decided to play it at the party.

Long story short he got down to his boxers in front of our lecturers, all they could do was laugh and was say "oh well, we've seen worse".

Again, my stories could carry on forever but that's one that always makes me chuckle!

:biggrin:

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