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Man furiously penetrated to death by Zebra

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Reply 1

Farmboy_Pip

hahaha.. imagine the call to his family.

Reply 2

james_dow

im confused, did he penetrate his anus :woo:

or just penetrate everything

Reply 3

The Epicurean

Phew....i though it said 'Man furiously penetrated to death by Zedbrar' >_>

Reply 4

Battenberg

As tragic as this must have been for the families and as painful as it probably was for him you can't help but laugh at a story like this.

Reply 5

neodymium

Never saw a newspaper saying "A Brit tourist..."

Reply 6

thunder_chunky

Guess the zebra was trying to earn it's stripes.

Reply 7

KirstiecNI

Bad dress sense on his part

Reply 8

A Stranger in Moscow

Doesn't say anything about penetration...

*giggles*

"bummed"?

what kind of newspaper is that :hmmm:

Reply 11

0404343m

I've never saw a newspaper saying 'bummed' either. If you google it, all the matches are from forums like this- not news sites. I'm inclined to think its a hoax- the Newcastle bit was more than likely deliberate.

Reply 12

wer343lit

I'm suspicious that this is not real.

Reply 13

A is for Awesome

Is that even a real article? I can't imagine a journalist using the word 'bummed'. Unless it's from the Daily Sport or suchlike.

Reply 14

TheMeister

This guy clearly took the wrong zebra crossing.

So incredibly old

This must be a hoax.

What kind of dick of steel would a Zebra need to tear through the guy's pants and stick it in his ass? I'm assuming the guy didn't strip down and bend over?