"She was a sort of... mental homeless."
it was about a fire that didnt happen. a wife that didnt exist. and a cat that didnt look happy
My fave KP moment was the conversation about living life as a beetle. Genius!
Karl: Now, Hilda was a bog-standard old lady.
Ricky: Did you do the eulogy at the funeral?
There's a horse in her house...
where did they get it?
Musta nicked it from somewhere.
In regards to what Karl would do if a jellyfish were to bite him: "I'd just kick it, and call it a nobhead"
Karl, Rick and Steve are gods in my book.
"How would i know which one i was?"
Lost count of the amount of times i've listened to the old xfm shows, they're brilliant.
I remember listening in bed one night and Karl was telling the story about an old woman who went to the doctors and the doc said she had a tumour on her backside. Although when they got her into theatre it turned out it was a pork chop she sat on 5 years ago, i don't think i've laughed so hard in my life
Haha was just listening to the Xfm show where Karl gives Suzanne an industrial sized box of condoms for Christmas. I almost can't believe that she actually exists and that she somehow manages to put up with Karl lol.
for me, when he said "they put a manhole cover on top of bomb. blew it up. never saw manhole cover again" i cried with laughter and repeated it about 10 times
Karl Pilkington is awesome. I'm a real fan of the XFM radio shows, and the podcasts made, and have read on or two of his books! I just love the way he is oblivious to things, and the way he pieces together absurd arguments.
This man is brilliant - More people should listen to Ricky, Steve and Karl.
I would love to meet Karl..my favourites are:
On what Karl would do with £250k -
'I'd go and see a tornado..'
Karl's brief explanation of mans evolution -
'We went from plankton, to fish, to mermaid to man'
Karl on evolution again -
'A seal is just a cross between a dog and a fish'
Cant wait for the new audiobooks to come out, is it the 3rd of November?