The Student Room Group

Scroll to see replies

Reply 1
A thousand lottery tickets.
Reply 2
:sad: Well I was going to suggest shopping...

I know nothing about investments so Ill just leave now....:getmecoat:
A £1000 an hour hooker

Well, I would...
Savings account with very high interest rates.
Buy shares/stock, actually don't do that cos credit cruch blah blah.

Or bury it in your garden, jump on it 3 times, tell me where you live, then dig it up and find NOTHING!
LOL!
Reply 5
Invest them in me? :h:
Reply 6
I can absolutely, 100 percent guarantee you a return if you do this.

Make £100 by 10:35PM

http://www.ladbrokes.com/lbr_portal?action=change_display_price_type&priceType=ODDS&retURL=http^//www.ladbrokes.com/lbr_sports?action=go_generic_link~level=CLASS~key=110000032~category=SPECIALS

Vote for Kris to leave.

1/10

£1000= £1100 return.

If im wrong i will quit posting on this board for life.
Reply 7
Masderchef
I can absolutely, 100 percent guarantee you a return if you do this.

Make £100 by 10:35PM

http://www.ladbrokes.com/lbr_portal?action=change_display_price_type&priceType=ODDS&retURL=http^//www.ladbrokes.com/lbr_sports?action=go_generic_link~level=CLASS~key=110000032~category=SPECIALS

Vote for Kris to leave.

1/10

£1000= £1100 return.

If im wrong i will quit posting on this board for life.

How do you know for sure?!
Reply 8
Masderchef
A thousand lottery tickets.

He said make more money :p:

OP: Put it in an ISA or savings account with decent interest... there's not many of them about, but they do exist. You're more likely to get money doing that than you are investing in stocks and shares at the moment (although, ironically, investing in stocks/shares would boost the economy, but wouldn't do much for personal gain). Good ol' capitalism :biggrin:
Reply 9
Tzar_Chasm
How do you know for sure?!


Just take my word for it.

And no its not a wild guess.

Up to you though.

If you do make the bet, just be sure to buy some Beta-blockers too.
Reply 10
Tzar_Chasm
How do you know for sure?!

Back in the day, I used to make a fair bit of money by betting who would be evicted.

This is NOT one of the occurances where it is a definite bet though. It is more than likely but not a sure thing. Firstly, 5 housemates are up for eviction so you can never be sure.

Secondly, there was a problem earlier in the week with people accidentally voting for Marcus instead of Kris.

Wait until it is a dead cert and preferably a head to head eviction. Find favourable odds and place a substantial amount of money on it. You will get around a £100 return. Not bad for little work. Remember it could go wrong though!
Head to the nearest casino. That is what I usually do.
Nick_000
Back in the day, I used to make a fair bit of money by betting who would be evicted.

This is NOT one of the occurances where it is a definite bet though. It is more than likely but not a sure thing. Firstly, 5 housemates are up for eviction so you can never be sure.

Secondly, there was a problem earlier in the week with people accidentally voting for Marcus instead of Kris.

Wait until it is a dead cert and preferably a head to head eviction. Find favourable odds and place a substantial amount of money on it. You will get around a £100 return. Not bad for little work. Remember it could go wrong though!

Oh how I wish I could gamble, BB would make me soo rich!
Reply 13
Psycho0101
Head to the nearest casino. That is what I usually do.


Lol, no. In the 3 out of 4 times I've been to a casino, I've lost at least £150. The 4th time, I was £36 richer :smile:

I'm pretty bad at gambling though!
Reply 14
Tzar_Chasm
I want to make more money. How should I invest my money? :woo:


Buy a diamond ring. Propose to me. Life investment right there.

I can cook don'tcha noes :awesome:
give it to me :smile: best investment you'll ever make
Reply 16
kates:)
Buy a diamond ring. Propose to me. Life investment right there.

I can cook don'tcha noes :awesome:

Lol, so it would cost only £1,000 for you to become a lesbian? Awesome.
Reply 17
Nick_000
Lol, so it would cost only £1,000 for you to become a lesbian? Awesome.

Oh, is the OP a girl then? I couldn't see the female sign :s-smilie: my bad! :eek3: :teeth:
Reply 18
kates:)
Oh, is the OP a girl then? I couldn't see the female sign :s-smilie: my bad! :eek3: :teeth:

Haha. I don't know whether the OP is a boy or a girl. I was just messing.

:awesome:
Reply 19
Nick_000
Haha. I don't know whether the OP is a boy or a girl. I was just messing.

:awesome:

:o: cheeky!

Latest

Trending

Trending