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    (Original post by Nick Longjohnson)
    A £1000 an hour hooker

    Well, I would...
    What would she do for the other 58 minutes though.

    Ohh snap :p:
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    Invest it in my future i.e give it to me.
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    (Original post by Consilio Et Animis)
    Savings account with very high interest rates.
    Buy shares/stock, actually don't do that cos credit cruch blah blah.

    Or bury it in your garden, jump on it 3 times, tell me where you live, then dig it up and find NOTHING!
    LOL!
    lol high interest rate. hehe. Where have you been for the last year.
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    (Original post by Nick Longjohnson)
    A £1000 an hour hooker

    Well, I would...
    That would be stupid. But 20 reasonably cheap hookers....

    I'm gonna go watch porn. Thxbai
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    (Original post by Tzar_Chasm)
    I like this idea best. How much do they cost?
    £1,000. Pay it into my bank account & I'll give you the magic beans to plant it.
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    Get onto party poker on a high stakes table.... you could potentially tripe your cash..... if your good at no-limit holdem?
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    (Original post by Consilio Et Animis)
    Kris did end up going. Easiest money you'd ever make.
    Well well well.

    I rest my case. :yes:
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    (Original post by RaJz92)
    I'm assume that you're a Muslim? Am I right?
    Yeah, I am. WAS joking you know, I'd never really gamble.
 
 
 
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