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    (Original post by Cakes.)
    The showerhead is your friend.
    :awesome: :yes:

    I agree with the you're not doing it right thing. Just keep doing it basically (quite frequently too) and you'll get there eventually.
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    I know we aren't allowed sex tips but.


    When you want someone to come in your direction, you use a finger gesture. If you want to come, use the finger gesture for come and you'll be closer to coming. :awesome:
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    (Original post by n0c0ntr0l)
    I know we aren't allowed sex tips but.


    When you want someone to come in your direction, you use a finger gesture. If you want to come, use the finger gesture for come and you'll be closer to coming. :awesome:
    Why do you know so much about girly masturbation?







    Is n0c0ntr0l a playa?
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    Play with a guy get him to do the finding out work for you. He'll love it and so will you!
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    goddammit i love TSR :P
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    (Original post by Cakes.)
    Why do you know so much about girly masturbation?

    Is n0c0ntr0l a playa?
    He know so much about it because n0c0ntr0l is a guy ... And it's a guys duty to know about these things! It's in our rule book ...:yes:
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    (Original post by n0c0ntr0l)
    I know we aren't allowed sex tips but.


    When you want someone to come in your direction, you use a finger gesture. If you want to come, use the finger gesture for come and you'll be closer to coming. :awesome:

    Never ever ever use the "I made you *** with one finger imagine what I could do with 2" line. Ever.
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    You got a webcam?I can instruct you
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    perseverance
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    Try something bigger than your fingers I'd say :curious:
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    (Original post by Greghouse)
    He know so much about it because n0c0ntr0l is a guy ... And it's a guys duty to know about these things! It's in our rule book ...:yes:
    You have a rule book? :eek:

    Does this rule book know more about what turns me on than I do?
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    (Original post by Cakes.)
    You have a rule book? :eek:

    Does this rule book know more about what turns me on than I do?
    Its a secret rule book and it knows everything.
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    is your finger ugly?
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    lol you couldn't be more in your face than that! seriously, some of the things people post on TSR :rofl:
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    Personally I'd recommend thinking of something that turns you on, you could try watching porn or reading an erotic story, you could find either online. Stories usually work better with women and I prefer that kinda thing to porn personally, if they are written well! Make sure when you try to masturbate you have the house to yourself so you can fully put your mind at ease and not worry about someone coming in or calling you. Put your phone on silent. Maybe to relax a bit first listen to some nice music or have a bath before you do it so you feel good about yourself and calm. I doubt your doing anything wrong, it's pretty self explanatory really just make sure your hitting the right spot with your finger inside and make sure your wet and turned on! Not all girls enjoy their clit being touched so if you dont its nothing to worry about.
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    (Original post by Bubbles*de*Milo)
    Never ever ever use the "I made you *** with one finger imagine what I could do with 2" line. Ever.
    Bubbles, you should know by now that I don't resort to such amateur statements.
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    (Original post by cconstant)
    Its a secret rule book and it knows everything.
    It's not so secret now that I know about it, is it? :awesome:

    Now that the secret's out, where can I get myself a copy?
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    (Original post by Cakes.)
    You have a rule book? :eek:

    Does this rule book know more about what turns me on than I do?
    Yeah we have a rule book ... It's a guy thing. Ask cconstant ... Once you pass the right of passage then you get a copy. Apparetly, this year they're going to start to do it in PDF format.

    Does it know more about what turns you on that you do? ... Oh yes!

    Maybe I can show you sometime ... :yes:
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    (Original post by n0c0ntr0l)
    Bubbles, you should know by now that I don't resort to such amateur statements.

    I knew you wouldn't. I was just addressing that to the general male populace of TSR.

    I just checked your profile, lol...Immortal technique? The guy who made the 10 minute song about accidentally raping and killing his mother? :eyebrow:
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    (Original post by Cakes.)
    The showerhead is your friend.
    The showerhead owns as a male, can't imagine how awesome it is as a female :coma:
 
 
 
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