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I have a pain in my nutsack watch

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    Anon or delete please

    I'm not trolling btw

    Basically this morning I woke up and had a bit of pain in my nuts, specifically my leftical. It isn't anything too painful just a sort of blunt pain from the nut.
    I have have had a wee feel around and I can't find any sort of lump, swelling or anything different to normal

    I was out drinking last night and i can't really remember very much about it, so I thought that i could have taken a hit down there, and that is what is causing the pain.

    Should I go to the doctors about this, or wait a day or two and see if it goes away?
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    Also I haven't had a fap in about 10 days, so could that cause it
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    Have you been getting freaky without unleashing your swimmers?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Also I haven't had a fap in about 10 days, so could that cause it
    try fapping lol

    fap fap fap :teeth:

    report back with findings
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    I'd try having a crafty **** to see if that solves the problem
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    ???
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    (Original post by Revolution is my Name)
    I'd try having a crafty **** to see if that solves the problem

    I'm not sure if I'll regret asking this but how would he make it crafty? :laugh:
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    (Original post by Hippysnake)

    ???

    Omfg.

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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    (Original post by Sweet by and by)
    I'm not sure if I'll regret asking this but how would he make it crafty? :laugh:
    I don't think there are any particularly crafty methods; personally, whenever I talk about ******* on TSR, I feel the obligation to use "crafty" in conjunction with it, as it lessens the probability that the post will make me look like a massive pervert, and makes it seem (/confirms) that it was intended as in jest
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    (Original post by Revolution is my Name)
    I don't think there are any particularly crafty methods; personally, whenever I talk about ******* on TSR, I feel the obligation to use "crafty" in conjunction with it, as it lessens the probability that the post will make me look like a massive pervert, and makes it seem (/confirms) that it was intended as in jest

    ahhhh :laugh:
    I thought you meant he should try using a chopstick or something
    I see what you mean about sounding like less of a pervert. The word cheeky does the same thing e.g go have a little cheeky ****
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    (Original post by Sweet by and by)
    I'm not sure if I'll regret asking this but how would he make it crafty? :laugh:
    This guy could --> :ninja:
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    I had a nice big fap and the pain went away, I must just have to do it regularly to stop it building up too much
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    lefticle :laugh: haha
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    (Original post by co_co_vogue)
    lefticle :laugh: haha
    Im going to use that as a technical term now tbh.
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    (Original post by Shuvel)
    Im going to use that as a technical term now tbh.

    It should be a technical term, I lol'd
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    happened once to me as i worked too much in gym, just dont masturbate and rest loads and you should be fine-take pain killers
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    Yeah i didn't realise but the skin on the back of the left side of the sack is really red and painful, so I think that they have just been rubbing awkwardly

    I will just use some moisturizer to fix it
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    lol.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I had a nice big fap and the pain went away, I must just have to do it regularly to stop it building up too much
    "a nice big fap"
    "lefticle"

    haha, you're a comic genius, unveil yourself!
 
 
 
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