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    Wouldn't that be amazing? Lol. Think of it. All the spam in Chat. All the funny stories in H&R. All the grade-whoring. :teeth:

    LOL!!!

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    All your posts.
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    (Original post by Glutamic Acid)
    All your posts.
    Oh dear
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    would take forever! at least a hour.
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    No, it would be pointless, there are some threads that don't interest me at all and there is no way I would bother reading them.
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    Not really :no:
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    NB do you make threads out of anything that pops into your mind?
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    (Original post by n1r4v)
    NB do you make threads out of anything that pops into your mind?
    Uh... obviously?
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    (Original post by WaffleBakingStar)
    Uh... obviously?
    As opposed to something which isn't transient
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    I'd rather eat runny **** with a spork.
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    Every post on TSR? At the average reading rate of 500 words per minute (for argument's sake). Every post will have an average of say, 50 words (so the one-word spam is balanced by the masses of essays).

    There's been 19,758,129 posts, which is - using my example 987906450 words said. At a rate of 500 words per minute, that's 1975812.9 minutes spent. 32930.215 hours. 1372.1 days (to 1DP). This is 3 and 3 quarters of a year of non-stop reading it would take to read every post - by which time the number of posts will have probably tripled.

    So no, I couldn't imagine it. :p:

    (note: before I'm called out on it, the words per minute and average words per post were raised and lowered respectively, so 3 and 3/4 of a year is very much a minimum).
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    That would be my idea of hell, all the trolling and all the ignorant posts that just eke away at my faith in humanity...

    ...and if you really think that it's "awesome" i think you're lacking... erm... a life.
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    **** no. Do you think I'd really want to read all the posts in H&R asking whether their vag is supposed to do that, or if their penis should smell like this or what's their STD...

    Urg.
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    no thanks
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    Have fun http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/search.php?do=getdaily

    But I'm sure the posts will be coming in faster than you can read.
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    (Original post by Stu Laverty)
    Every post on TSR? At the average reading rate of 500 words per minute (for argument's sake). Every post will have an average of say, 50 words (so the one-word spam is balanced by the masses of essays).

    There's been 19,758,129 posts, which is - using my example 987906450 words said. At a rate of 500 words per minute, that's 1975812.9 minutes spent. 32930.215 hours. 1372.1 days (to 1DP). This is 3 and 3 quarters of a year of non-stop reading it would take to read every post - by which time the number of posts will have probably tripled.

    So no, I couldn't imagine it. :p:

    (note: before I'm called out on it, the words per minute and average words per post were raised and lowered respectively, so 3 and 3/4 of a year is very much a minimum).
    Absolutely owned the OP. No comeback there. FACT.
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    I find the idea of reading all of a single person's posts ridiculous, let alone reading all those of half a million people.
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    (Original post by Stu Laverty)
    Every post on TSR? At the average reading rate of 500 words per minute (for argument's sake). Every post will have an average of say, 50 words (so the one-word spam is balanced by the masses of essays).

    There's been 19,758,129 posts, which is - using my example 987906450 words said. At a rate of 500 words per minute, that's 1975812.9 minutes spent. 32930.215 hours. 1372.1 days (to 1DP). This is 3 and 3 quarters of a year of non-stop reading it would take to read every post - by which time the number of posts will have probably tripled.

    So no, I couldn't imagine it. :p:

    (note: before I'm called out on it, the words per minute and average words per post were raised and lowered respectively, so 3 and 3/4 of a year is very much a minimum).
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