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So I met this girl who worked at starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. She was a month older than me but I didn’t really care, as she was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight. A full moon shone in the sky; it was really romantic. We started really getting into it, and she slowly unzips my jeans then reaches inside and starts kissing her way down my chest. She finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I’ve ever seen and says, “No thanks, I had Reese’s for breakfast.”

I’m like, “No way, you had candy for breakfast?”

She replies, “Not candy! Reese’s puffs cereal!”

So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolatey taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says, “And it’s part of this complete breakfast!”

What should I do?
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(Original post by AsystoleUK)
So I met this girl who worked at starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. She was a month older than me but I didn’t really care, as she was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight. A full moon shone in the sky; it was really romantic. We started really getting into it, and she slowly unzips my jeans then reaches inside and starts kissing her way down my chest. She finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I’ve ever seen and says, “No thanks, I had Reese’s for breakfast.”

I’m like, “No way, you had candy for breakfast?”

She replies, “Not candy! Reese’s puffs cereal!”

So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolatey taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says, “And it’s part of this complete breakfast!”


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'Fraid I lost you during the bit in bold...
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What the...

Perhaps I need to read it again to understand the meaning.

Ill post again if I understand.

But it's just making me bloody hungry for cereal.

Mmmm Clusters
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Understood.

I think you should get off TSR

Look in the mirror, slap yourself several times.

And ask yourself what you're doing advertising 'Reese's Puffs Cereal' on an academic forum.

People like you make me sick. A smooth combo of chocolate and peanut butter sick.

Because I think..

I think..


You've lost it.
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ha -_-
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One of the better posts/trolls on TSR welldone good sir.
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