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    Sign on, sign on. With a pen in your hand.
    You'll never work again!

    Your sister is your mother,
    Your brother is your father.
    You all **** one other,
    in the Forest family.
    Da da da dum. Da da da dum
    Da da da dum. Da da da dum
    Da da da dum.

    He plays on the left! He plays on the right!
    That boy Kris Commons,
    Makes Forest look *****.
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    (Original post by bluemagic)
    itv is focking shyte
    itv is focking shyte
    haha and that one
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    (Original post by Joseph90)
    Sign on, sign on. With a pen in your hand.
    You'll never work again!

    Your sister is your mother,
    Your brother is your father.
    You all **** one other,
    in the Forest family.
    Da da da dum. Da da da dum
    Da da da dum. Da da da dum
    Da da da dum.

    He plays on the left! He plays on the right!
    That boy Kris Commons,
    Makes Forest look *****.
    we use that one for Boro fans haha! The boro family!!!
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    Vieira!
    Ooooooh!
    REPEAT

    Adebayor! Adebayoooor!!!
    Give him the ball and he will score!!!!

    S*** on the spurs!
    S*** on the spurs!
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    I like this one:
    Park, Park, wherever you may be,
    You eat dogs in your home country!
    It could be worse, you could be a Scouse,
    Eating rats in your council house!

    ManUtd have the best chants.
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    Gerrard after he got arrested:

    Two Joey Bartons,
    Theres only two joey Bartons..
    e.c.t lol
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    The Park Ji-Sung one is easily my favourite chant.

    Apparently, at a game attended by Michael Jackson, some fans started chanting "you're forever blowing Bubbles", but I can't remember the exact details.
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    my personal favourites are ....

    He's neck scars proves he's lost his head Tevez, Tevez,
    He'll never have a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez,
    The argy t*at, the ugly c*nt,
    They've sewn his head on back to front,
    Carlos Tevez, Herman Munster head... (cant sing thant next season though when tevez is at man city)


    We'll buy your club,
    And we'll burn it down,
    We'll buy your club,
    And we'll burn it down...

    Ronaldo, wherever you may be,
    Flying to another country,
    Gone to live in Spain, to spare the pain,
    Of going out of Europe once again
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    Dundee's got swine flu.

    Your ma's a mattress
    Your ma's a mattress
    Your ma, your ma your ma's a mattress
    she's dead.

    Whats that coming over the hill
    Its Ricky foster, its ricky foster.

    You're a weegie
    a ******* weegie
    your only happy on jiro day
    your da's a dealer
    your ma's a stealer
    so please don't take my hub caps away

    You're in the wrong ******* country (sung to Rangers and Celtic)

    Hello, Hello
    the only song you know
    Hello, Hello
    the only song you know
    You sing it in the summer and you sing it in the snow
    but you cant sing it anymore (sung to Rangers after they were banned from singing the original version.)
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    Anything that abuses Man.U, Chelsea and their players. Especially ones involving Ashley Cole.
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    Anything derragatory about Liverpool, Everton, City or Burnley.
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    Never felt more like swinging a pig
    From Hyde Park Flats
    To Wadsley Bridge
    U-NI-TED
    You've got me swinging a pig
    As yer do As yer do, as yer f***ing well should do.
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    nasrereeeee.....oh why dont you come on over nasareee

    to the tune of valerie
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    The referees a w***er! The referees a w***er!
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    I was watching soccer am and dermont o'leary claimed he made this one up;

    mr lover man.......................shava

    to the tune of shabba ranks' mr love man.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFtLH...eature=related

    or:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk5fyBfUAhs&NR=1
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    (Original post by Ben77mc)
    anderson son son
    he's better than kleberson
    anderson son son
    our midfield magician

    on his left on his right
    to the samba beat tonite
    he is class with a brass
    and he ***** on fabregas
    It really isnt hard to be better than Kleberson - says alot about Anderson really.
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    Don't blame it on Henry
    Don't blame it on the injuries
    Don't blame it on the referees
    Blame it on Eboue
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    hes big hes black he takes it up his ass ... sol campbell!

    I'm just kidding... those sort of chants are disgusting.
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    He's half a girl, he's half a boy, Torres, Torres.
    He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres.
    He wears a frock, he loves the ****, he sells his arse on the Albert Dock.
    Fernando Torres, Carragher's bit on the side.

    Joint favourite with the Park one.
 
 
 
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