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    (Original post by izaldo)
    Incredible that one.
    :yes: Sos Cagon and Horto Magiko are the best two going in my book.
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    (Original post by Panthalic)
    :yes: Sos Cagon and Horto Magiko are the best two going in my book.
    I love Marseille's "Aux Armes"

    Heard them do it a few times.
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    Enoch's got a massive ****
    Enoch, Enoch
    he tucks it in his footballl sock
    Enoch, Enoch
    he shagged a girl and now she's dead
    he swings his penis round his head
    He's Enoch Showunmi, United's 21
    --------------------------------------------
    Now fergie's the king of the scummers all
    His son's been done for rape
    Neville looks like a monkey boy
    Rooney looks like an ape
    oh

    Shubba dub doo
    we ******* hate man u-u-u
    we ******* hate man u
    hate man u
    Shubba dub doo

    and chelsea too-oo-oo
    we hate chelsea too-oo-ooo
    we hate chelsea too
    chelsea too
    Shubba dub doo

    You know it's true-oo-oo
    we ******* hate man u-u-u
    we ******* hate man u
    hate man u
    shubba dub doo
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    Oh everybody come along with me
    down to elland road and sing joyfully
    a lot of happy footballers you will see
    the pride of the directors and don revie

    it's the leeds united calypso
    leeds united calypso
    i feel so happy, i feel so fine
    the lads at elland road are palls of mine
    uh-huh
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    (Original post by scanningforlifeforms)
    Enoch's got a massive ****
    Enoch, Enoch
    he tucks it in his footballl sock
    Enoch, Enoch
    he shagged a girl and now she's dead
    he swings his penis round his head
    He's Enoch Showunmi, United's 21
    best ive heard. :woo:


    anyway.....

    Tam Tam wherever you may be....
    you wear kilts in your home country....
    coulda been worse....
    coulda been bohs.....
    wearing thongs and pantyhoes...

    :yes:
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    We're on our way
    We're on our way
    up the Football League
    We're on our way
    how we get there
    I don't know
    How we get there I don't know all I know is Barnets on there way!!!

    It's the final Furlong! - To the tune of the Final Countdown

    Do, You, take it up the arse insert name here (e.g Graham Westley/Martin Allen)
    It only weighs a quarter of a pound
    It's got hairs on it's neck like a turkey
    And it spits when you rub it up and down!

    Sorry it's a bit rude!!
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    Lets all laugh at rangers
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    (Original post by ScotlandStandUp)
    Lets all laugh at rangers
    Let's all laugh at ranger's, HA HA HA HA, HA HA HA HA.

    Ohhhhhhhh the ranger's are sh*teeeee, ohhhhh the rangers are sh*teee

    Charlie Adam's sister's pants are the best,
    You can smell them from the east to the wessssst,
    They are better when soiled and damp,
    Charlie Adam's sister's PANTS!! lol.
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    (Original post by bigbhoy91)
    Let's all laugh at ranger's, HA HA HA HA, HA HA HA HA.

    Ohhhhhhhh the ranger's are sh*teeeee, ohhhhh the rangers are sh*teee

    Charlie Adam's sister's pants are the best,
    You can smell them from the east to the wessssst,
    They are better when soiled and damp,
    Charlie Adam's sister's PANTS!! lol.
    :giggle: Paul le guen
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    lol why against charlie adam? he could be a green soon! watched us up in scotland
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    (Original post by scanningforlifeforms)
    Enoch's got a massive ****
    Enoch, Enoch
    he tucks it in his footballl sock
    Enoch, Enoch
    he shagged a girl and now she's dead
    he swings his penis round his head
    He's Enoch Showunmi, United's 21
    --------------------------------------------
    Now fergie's the king of the scummers all
    His son's been done for rape
    Neville looks like a monkey boy
    Rooney looks like an ape
    oh

    Shubba dub doo
    we ******* hate man u-u-u
    we ******* hate man u
    hate man u
    Shubba dub doo

    and chelsea too-oo-oo
    we hate chelsea too-oo-ooo
    we hate chelsea too
    chelsea too
    Shubba dub doo

    You know it's true-oo-oo
    we ******* hate man u-u-u
    we ******* hate man u
    hate man u
    shubba dub doo
    --------------------------------

    Oh everybody come along with me
    down to elland road and sing joyfully
    a lot of happy footballers you will see
    the pride of the directors and don revie

    it's the leeds united calypso
    leeds united calypso
    i feel so happy, i feel so fine
    the lads at elland road are palls of mine
    uh-huh
    BEAT ME TOO IT :mad:
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    Without doubt the Zenit anthem. the feeling of pride and love for the team reaches such levels, such an amazing feeling. i loved going to watch Zenit home games in the fans sector when i used to go to Russia. heck i might just go back this summer just for that!



    another delightful song is: Катюша

    Эй, ЗЕНИТ, ты должен победить!

    Ни Спартак, ни мусор, ни торпедо
    Нас не смогут переубедить.

    Пусть враги жестоки и коварны,
    Нам всегда сопутствует успех.

    Мы - ЗЕНИТ, мы питерские парни,
    И в России мы сильнее всех!

    if anyones genuinely interested id be happy to provide the translations
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    I have a ЗЕНИТ scarf. True story.
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    Theres lots of football chants i love,
    Oh and this is my first post so be nice to me :p:
    My favourite is of course Aberdeen FC's Stand Free
    I also like 'We hate glasgow rangers'.
    The funniest one i have heard was probably the away game at dundee when we were singing 'You'll drive the bus for celtic!' To their goalkeeper who has just signed for celtic :p:
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    (Original post by Jface)
    Theres lots of football chants i love,
    Oh and this is my first post so be nice to me :p:
    My favourite is of course Aberdeen FC's Stand Free
    I also like 'We hate glasgow rangers'.
    The funniest one i have heard was probably the away game at dundee when we were singing 'You'll drive the bus for celtic!' To their goalkeeper who has just signed for celtic :p:
    Cringeworthy on your behalf. Stole the chant from us, just put stand free instead of carefree. :rolleyes:

    Another one of my favourites being Zigga Zagga! :cool:
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    same old Arsenhole, always cheating etc
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    (Original post by cfc1992)
    Cringeworthy on your behalf. Stole the chant from us, just put stand free instead of carefree. :rolleyes:
    :rolleyes: Other way round i think...:p:
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    Heard it from an Everton Fan, I thought it was funny.

    His mother said he wasn't gay - Torress, Toress
    He likes to wear his hair that way - Torres, Toress
    When he scores, he jumps for joy
    He looks just like a ladyboy
    Fernado Toress Liverpool's Number 9
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    Another of my favourite

    Viva John Terry
    Viva John Terry
    Coulda Won the cup
    But he ****** it Up
    Viva John Terry....

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    (Original post by Jface)
    Theres lots of football chants i love,
    Oh and this is my first post so be nice to me :p:
    My favourite is of course Aberdeen FC's Stand Free
    I also like 'We hate glasgow rangers'.
    The funniest one i have heard was probably the away game at dundee when we were singing 'You'll drive the bus for celtic!' To their goalkeeper who has just signed for celtic :p:
    "Celtics, number four, Celtics, Celtics number 4. Ace away in the shed. Just wished we won.
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    (Original post by Respect4Acting)
    Heard it from an Everton Fan, I thought it was funny.

    His mother said he wasn't gay - Torress, Toress
    He likes to wear his hair that way - Torres, Toress
    When he scores, he jumps for joy
    He looks just like a ladyboy
    Fernado Toress Liverpool's Number 9
    That's not even the proper pisstake version.
 
 
 
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