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(Original post by whitepearlbaby)
I'd show you a picture but some people are eating right now.
I read that as "eating them right now". I was delighted to discover nobody was otherwise you would have had me at checkmate.
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Just say the word and I'll put together www.*namehere*has-a-bucket-for-a-fanny.org.uk
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Her loss. Put her number on the gumtree casual gay sex section. easy peasy
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(Original post by Edenr)
You're ******** in the wrong direction: it's not girls you should be frustrated with, it's nasty people.
This :yes:

Some of us are nice!
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(Original post by whitepearlbaby)
I'd show you a picture but some people are eating right now.
You have pics of your ovaries? :lolwut:

I need to hang out with you moar :awesome:

*stalks derman muffin lady :teeth:*
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she sounds like a cow. you had a lucky escape x
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there not that bad there good for hubba hubba, ding ding raow raow woop woop lol

there also good at cleaning

on another note
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there not that bad there good for hubba hubba, ding ding raow raow woop woop lol

there also good at cleaning

on another note

WILL GIVE LOVE FOR POSITIVE REP ;D :yes:
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I think there are a lot of reasons why girls are so annoying. One main reason is that they tend to stray from the point. They try to tell a story and then they get distracted, whilst a man can get straight to the who, what, why and when. They also have delusions of self-importance, and a lot of them assume that as a hot blooded male you are going to be attratced to their ugly ass self. They think that their place is in the kitchen and that this makes them better cooks, which is again wrong. They are only ever funny when not intending to be, like when they claim womens football is just as good as mens. They're hypocritical, they whine, they blame everything on their periods or on men. They cannot drive. They cannot explain offside, build a ladder or host a BBQ. They lie, and they read too much in to the smallest things, and then they complain about that as well. They can't read maps. Should you make allowances for their natural shortcomings, they'll accuse you of being sexist. By far the most annoying thing about women is that despite all this, they're still your only hope of an enjoyable tit ****. So you have to pretend you like their personality, and not just their boobs.

Hope this helps. I didn't read your post.
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[QUOTE=|| Mod Zed ||]I always seem to have bad luck with girls, mostly the fact that they are complete morons.[QUOTE]

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hmm I wonder why :rolleyes:
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totally get wat u mean...
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Gutted for you but one day you'll be glad it didn't work out because she sounds like a total *****.

Girls are annoying because Oestrogen causes a further production in a hormone called Annoyacilin which makes the female more annoying. In other words, I can't answer your question.
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(Original post by Lefty Leo)
You have pics of your ovaries? :lolwut:

I need to hang out with you moar :awesome:

*stalks derman muffin lady :teeth:*

Of course, every woman should have one.

Hey, but my presence is speshul :awesome:

:mmm:
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(Original post by whitepearlbaby)
Of course, every woman should have one.

Hey, but my presence is speshul :awesome:

:mmm:
Maybe it's all the sugar from the muffins :p:
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She's a *****, OP, you're better without girls like that
Your win, her loss
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(Original post by Lefty Leo)
Maybe it's all the sugar from the muffins :p:
What :mad:

:mad: :mad: :mad:

No don't worry, I'm cool :cool:

:ahee:

Ahem. I'll stop spamming nao! :mmm:
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Men do that too. Now we know why.
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it might be a revenge plan :P
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Oooh, maybe you were boring

Nevermind, theres plenty more boring out there hehe
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Well, testicles aren't exactly pleasing me at the moment either. :shifty:
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