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    whoever said sean locke is not serious about life.
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    (Original post by likeneverbefore)
    oh my god, could not agree more! I loved him on Mock the Week, then I went to see him at Hammersmith Apollo and, there were about 3 lines I hadn't already heard before on MtW/other panel shows. and that was probably just cos they weren't allowed to air them :P




    my god I hate that woman so hard
    yeah it was at the Hammersmith Apollo too! god I was so dissapointed and he didnt even stay behind to sign stuff like Russel did the week before
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    name : shappi khorsandi

    reason : she's sh*t, i die a little inside everytime shes comes on the tv.
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    That bunch from Mock the Week show.
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    Jimmy Carr.
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    (Original post by rosieee91)
    Exactly like that new comedian Shappi Khorsandi who only talks about Iran...she's ruddy new and I'm already bored of her jokes..they're all the SAME!

    Al Murry too...his stupid voice. :mad:
    She's not actually new, she's been doing stand up for YEARS trust me. I agree with you on the Iran thing though.

    Also I have to say Andy Parsons for the fact that his delivery is just plain unfunny on most ocassions.

    And Hugh Dennis because on Mock The Week whenever its the improv round and it's his turn, at the end of his joke, he just stands there staring at the camera literally staying there until the audience applauds.:mad:
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    Sarah Silverman, without a doubt.
    I dont think ive ever met anyone that finds her funny, i watched her show once, and not only was it not funny, it didnt even seem to make any sort of sense!
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    Jo Brand, Gina Yashere (sp?), Andy Parsons, Peter Kay, Alan Carr. They are all ****.
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    Lee Evans - Irritating
    Al Murray - ******* weird
    Billy Connelly - Simply not funny
    Roy Chubby Brown - Fat, Ugly and Old and still sexist!
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    Russel Brand
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    Jimmy Carr
    Sean Locke
    Jo Brand - I've met her and seen her live, she's so stuck up her own ****. It's unbelievable.
    Russell Howard - he's not that funny, its just cos people think he's cute.
    The irish one off Mock The Week.
    Sarah Silverman
    Frankie Boyle - (he sometimes GOES WAAAAAAAAAAAY too far, like his jokes about MJ, on MTW, were just too far). His delivery is repetitive as well.
    James Corden. :mad:
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    Gina Yashere, Russell Howard, Andy Parsons, Hugh Dennis I cannot stand. They are less funny than some people who aren't comedians.

    Not a fan of Chris Rock, all his jokes are the same.
    Dara O'briain, Jo Caulfield, Allan Carr, Sarah Millican - just not that funny.
    Stewart Lee. Although I like some of his stuff, he tends to stay on the same joke for too long when it should have been finished 5 minutes ago.
    Lee Evans is just a chore to watch although I like some of his material (Michael McIntyre seems to have the same hyperactivity but I find him [a bit] more tolerable)
    I was a big Omid Djalili fan but he desperately needs new material. Also a bit irritating to watch sometimes.
    I used to like Peter Kay but he's ran out of good material. Jason Manford is the new, better Peter Kay.
    Kay and Manford have just also reminded me that I don't really like Dave Spikey either
    Roy Chubby Brown - eugh! Just looks looks like a dirty old pervert. Can't stand him.

    Didn't really like Al Murray, but I thought his performance on saturday night was quite good.
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    (Original post by Danielle89)
    Chris Rock is about the only one I absolutely cant stand
    Blasphemy!!!
    how can chris rock not be funny

    Ricky Gervais is the most annoying ************ on *********** tv. i always break sumthng wen i see him. he's stand up at the diana concert was rubbish.

    Bernie mac was a legend. i jst wtched the one where he tlks about his nephew and the bus driver. that one was a classic!!!
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    Lewis Black, most female comedians on Mock the Week and Andy Parsons are just ridiculously unfunny and annoying.
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    Out of the popular ones on TV, Michael McIntyre annoys me so much. He just obviously loves himself.
    I agree with the stuff about Frankie Boyles lazy live show too (although I love him on Mock The Week!)

    If anyones ever seen Scott Capurro, thats the only comedian I witnessed that made me want to punch him. Eugh. Saw him at a festival and he just made jokes about hating muslims (wiping his ass on the Koran) and the graphic aspects of having gay sex all the time.
    I like gross out comedy but he was just on a different level of douchebaggery.
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    Lee Evans is an absolute mug.
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    Carrot Top.

    I win

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_m9s3u5Oco
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    (Original post by Brouhaha)
    Most people know one stand-up comedian they just don't get. For me, it's definitely Lee Evans, he just irritates me with all the silly faces and I find him too childish. Who's yours?
    Northerners who think they're funny because they're northern - aka Peter Kay.
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    Lee evans and Al murray.

    Lee evans because the noises and stupid things he does are only good for entertaining 5 year olds.

    Al murray just because his act isn't funny and everytime he drinks a beer on stage i'm like gods sake that dosen't make you cool, clever or funny.
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    Al Murray as himself is hilarious (and rather attractive) but as 'The Pub Landlord' is a bit of an arse.

    I don't have any particular standup I dislike though, there have been many - some aussie guy called Colin or whatever- but I don't even remember his name.
 
 
 
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