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    I love ppppppcik up a peguins and for a time their jokes were quite good but now they are just ridiculous.

    Latest one I got: Why can penguins not fly? Because they dont have enough money for a plane ticket.

    Should they give and try something new? Thoughts?
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    (Original post by MaccyG)
    I love ppppppcik up a peguins and for a time their jokes were quite good but now they are just ridiculous.

    Latest one I got: Why can penguins not fly? Because they dont have enough money for a plane ticket.

    Should they give and try something new? Thoughts?
    But it makes you laugh in an awkward kinda way though, right? Right? :o:
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    I've pretty much memorised them because they repeat them over and over again and I used to eat a lot :ninja:

    They are kind of the lame jokes where it tries to give you the obvious answer which you wouldn't have thought of, if that makes sense.
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    What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. :getmecoat:

    Yes, I agree they suck so badly.

    Also, they should make bigger penguin bars!
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    Poor penguins. :no: Surely they can get some discount plane tickets? :dontknow:
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    i know the guy that writes jokes for penguins. i always tell him hes not funny.
    /useless fact
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    How about they just give up the Pengin jokes... cos you know they're crap!
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    (Original post by dh00001)
    i know the guy that writes jokes for penguins. i always tell him hes not funny.
    /useless fact
    Oh thanks... I posted and all I could see was the asses shaking...

    Boys :rolleyes:
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    "Why does a penguin carry fish around in its beak?"
    "Because they don't have pockets."

    :rofl: :laugh: :rofl:
    AHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAAAAA.

    :lolwut: good grief.
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    i find penguin bars boring.
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    I think the new wafer ones are amazing. 50 p for 9. I take 4 packets into school and sell them for 20p each it makes me like £4 sooo easily
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    Penguin bar jokes contain HIDEOUSLY poor grammar! Next time I have one with errors, I will quote!
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    (Original post by MaccyG)
    I think the new wafer ones are amazing. 50 p for 9. I take 4 packets into school and sell them for 20p each it makes me like £4 sooo easily
    Hell, they taste so good :woo: that's all that matters...
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    How do you take away varnish?
    Take away the 'r' (i.e. vanish)

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