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    No, you can't predict size reliably from any other part of a guys body :nah:
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    Posting as anonymous so a not to embarrass myself, my ex-bf or my current bf.

    I have to agree with someonecalledjohnny here. I'm around 5ft 8/5ft 9, and I'm also around 6.5" or so (although it's been a while since I've been insecure enough to measure myself ). My ex-bf was slightly shorter than me in the schlong department despite having a good 6 inches on me heightwise, whilst my current bf is around my height and is noticeably longer.

    Remember guys; it's not how long it is (or indeed how thick ;p), it's about what you do with it.
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    (Original post by whiplash)
    Two words: Brandon Irons.
    I cant believe you made me google that
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    (Original post by Nick Longjohnson)
    The real question is How tall are you? :awesome:
    Statistically speaking I'm more likely to be taller than you than shorter than you, though I have a feeling you're very tall judging by your biased comment.
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    You´re a bit confused.
    Guys with big cars have small dicks (they buy big things to feel better about themselves)
    Guys with small cars have big dicks (they don´t need to prove themselves to anybody)

    This method never fails.
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    (Original post by Miss_Scarlett)
    Thanks for that Qwenty lol.
    Notice I cunningly witheld their names!
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    (Original post by Turdburger)
    I cant believe you made me google that
    I cant believe you made me google that!
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    Im 5ft 10" and have a 7 inch "schlong" as you put it. My mate is 6ft 6" and also has a 7 inch "schlong". We tried this out with other ppl around to see who looked bigger. The general agreement was I looked bigger because im smaller in body than he is and it just looked bigger. And we were both the same size.... So no taller guys don't. As a rule.
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    (Original post by Azzer)
    Im 5ft 10" and have a 7 inch "schlong" as you put it. My mate is 6ft 6" and also has a 7 inch "schlong". We tried this out with other ppl around to see who looked bigger. The general agreement was I looked bigger because im smaller in body than he is and it just looked bigger. And we were both the same size.... So no taller guys don't. As a rule.
    Reliable sample size of 2 there.
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    (Original post by AntiMonarchist)
    You´re a bit confused.
    Guys with big cars have small dicks (they buy big things to feel better about themselves)
    Guys with small cars have big dicks (they don´t need to prove themselves to anybody)

    This method never fails.

    So the guy with the Kia Sedona has a tiny **** and the guy with the Lotus elise has a massive one? ill remember that :p:
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    We do *woof woof*
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    I've never done a comparison but you'd hope so or it'll be too far away ... :eek:
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    (Original post by Azzer)
    Im 5ft 10" and have a 7 inch "schlong" as you put it. My mate is 6ft 6" and also has a 7 inch "schlong". We tried this out with other ppl around to see who looked bigger. The general agreement was I looked bigger because im smaller in body than he is and it just looked bigger. And we were both the same size.... So no taller guys don't. As a rule.

    so a couple of you get erect and looked at each others penises..




    :lolwut:
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    (Original post by Tzar_Chasm)
    What's a ******? :dontknow:
    It's a piece of material women wear over their bathing suits :yep:
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    :rofl:
    I was wondering this too. And does fat/obese men have meatier 'sausages'?
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    (Original post by AntiMonarchist)
    You´re a bit confused.
    Guys with big cars have small dicks (they buy big things to feel better about themselves)
    Guys with small cars have big dicks (they don´t need to prove themselves to anybody)

    This method never fails.
    Maybe they've got a big car because small cars don't have the BHP to carry their huge ****** ... :p:
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    I have a schlort
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    (Original post by krystyna)
    It's a piece of material women wear over their bathing suits :yep:
    Don't lie to the naive child. :sadnod:
    Schlong = that long thing men have hanging between their legs (otherwise known as penis, **** or ****)
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    :giggle:

    Nah, girls have varied boob sizes to various heights.
    Go figure...

    But can't guys see the other men's things when going to the loo?
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    (Original post by 9MmBulletz)
    im 6 foot 1 and black,
    i think thats enough :p:
    you must have a pecker
 
 
 
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