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    (Original post by Fawn)
    Spoiler:
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    Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
    Small and brown he comes from you
    Sit on the toilet here he comes
    Squeeze him between your festive buns

    A present from down below
    Spreading joy with a "howdy ho"
    He's seen the love inside of you
    Coz he's a piece of poo

    Sometimes he's nutty
    Sometimes he's corny
    He can be brown or greenish-brown (Mmm Mmm)
    But if you eat fibre on Christmas eve he might come to your town

    Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
    He loves me I love you
    Therefore vicariously he loves you
    I can make a Mr Hankey too!
    (fart noise)
    I think it's safe to say, any arousing sensations I had have now vanished.
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    I do wonder whether having children is really, really worth it. Once they get past 14 you'll hate their guts anywhere between once to forever. If you don't have kids you can spend your entire adult life without having to put a massive proportion of your earnings towards them, and instead spend it having a fudging great time. You could always get two dogs and treat them like surrogate children, anyway.

    The pain and aesthetic downsides don't bother me much.
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    I want kids. Might have to get a surragate to have them though (want my boobs to stay where they are).

    Hopefully 3 boys. I want them to be miniture versions of their father and with northern (possibly manc) accents. :awesome: No girls please (bet I'm going to have 3 girls now I've said that:rolleyes:)...
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    (Original post by AsystoleUK)
    Not BAD, but I still think this guy is a better comedian.


    Just watched it. Not that funny. :sad:
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    (Original post by tinker_bell4)
    I want kids. Might have to get a surragate to have them though (want my boobs to stay where they are).

    Hopefully 3 boys. I want them to be miniture versions of their father and with northern (possibly manc) accents. :awesome: No girls please (bet I'm going to have 3 girls now I've said that:rolleyes:)...
    Just beware of WHERE in Manchester you bring them up, or you'll have three ASBO's as well.
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    (Original post by Lucinda_x)
    I don't want babies because they are too expensive and stretch your vagina. Plus, they are a lifelong commitment and I cba.
    This.
    Very much this.
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    (Original post by Bubbles*de*Milo)
    Just watched it. Not that funny. :sad:
    :love:
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    (Original post by thewindupbird)
    I can take pain it's just the other things that happen to your body that put me off. Like crapping yourself during the birth, loss of bladder control, possibly having your vagina cut open. Some women end up with one giant hole! Thats includes your *******!

    Then there's all the poo and sick from the babies, the weight gain, stretch marks, possible post partum, crying from babies.

    I don't like children or babies. They're ugly and annoying and loud and moany. AND they're really expensive. I'm obviously too selfish to be a mother so I'd make a bad one if I became one. Probably best I become a crazy cat lady
    i wanna be the crazy cat lady! *hissss* lol
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    (Original post by AsystoleUK)
    Just beware of WHERE in Manchester you bring them up, or you'll have three ASBO's as well.
    Aye, but you get no-go areas in pretty much all cities surely. I lived in one in London for 14 years. :yep:
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    (Original post by girlmechanik)
    i wanna be the crazy cat lady! *hissss* lol
    x

    There was a crazy cat lady at my old church.
    I mean, she used to load her cats in a basket on wheels and bring them to church with her ffs.
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    (Original post by Bubbles*de*Milo)
    There was a crazy cat lady at my old church.
    I mean, she used to load her cats in a basket on wheels and bring them to church with her ffs.
    our road used to have a crazy cant AND dog lady.
    she had like 15 dogs and about 30 cats...the house stunk and she used to breed them too..gross x
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    (Original post by tinker_bell4)
    Aye, but you get no-go areas in pretty much all cities surely. I lived in one in London for 14 years. :yep:
    True! Also, I live in Manchester if you need a volunteer parent! :o:
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    (Original post by Bubbles*de*Milo)
    There was a crazy cat lady at my old church.
    I mean, she used to load her cats in a basket on wheels and bring them to church with her ffs.
    :rofl: Remind me to rep you tomorrow.
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    yes, i want kids. Twins. A girl and a boy.
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    (Original post by AsystoleUK)
    :rofl: Remind me to rep you tomorrow.

    :awesome:
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    The crazy cat lady down my road used to stand in the middle of it with her cats on leads and 'direct' the traffic. She also told the school kids she would let them off their leads and get them to attack them for not wearing their uniforms properly.

    I won't go that far
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    (Original post by girlmechanik)
    our road used to have a crazy cant AND dog lady.
    she had like 15 dogs and about 30 cats...the house stunk and she used to breed them too..gross x
    By breed do you mean cats with cats, dogs with dogs? I hope so anyway
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    I wouldnt want them because im scared its gna be so painful and something may go wrong.
    But i do love kids so i would hate to crush their spirits being their mother when discplining them - id rather be the sister figure - if you know what i mean?
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    (Original post by DisgruntledMoth)
    I do wonder whether having children is really, really worth it. Once they get past 14 you'll hate their guts anywhere between once to forever. If you don't have kids you can spend your entire adult life without having to put a massive proportion of your earnings towards them, and instead spend it having a fudging great time. You could always get two dogs and treat them like surrogate children, anyway.
    this - why anyone would want one of those things is beyond me

    if i want a parasite il get myself a tapewarm at least id lose weight having something leech off me

    (Original post by girlmechanik)
    i wanna be the crazy cat lady! *hissss* lol
    x
    i wanna be crazy dog man - always knew id end up barking mad one day *badoom chhh
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    Me and my friend have come up with a solution to the problem of "I want kids but I don't want to get fat or have stretch marks and a vagina so big the eurostar can use it as a tunnel"......get a surrogate mother! :awesome: then she'll be left with stretch marks and a big fanny, and you have a baby without the pain or strain! everyone wins!
 
 
 
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