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    I'm bored so was wondering what are the best and worst pickup lines that have been used on you?

    This has probs been done to death on here but like I say I'm bored! :p:

    Also do they ever actually work.. just curious cos I don't think anyone I know uses them and I havn't heard many, just lame attempts to make conversation!

    Some examples I've heard:
    "I've been staring at you all night and I havn't seen you smile yet." - bit creepy? That was to a friend though, i smile a lot!

    And also "Can you sit on my lap?" - that nearly worked though cos he was hot :rolleyes: lol
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    Mostly creepy old men at my old workplace;

    "Would you like to light my bonfire?"

    "I have a magic trick to show you that requires two"

    From random man in the park, with his friend a couple of feet away;

    "<insert rant here about men opening doors for women> Would you like to come on a date with me so I can open the door for you"
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    Are you a cannibal, because you look like you wanna eat my man meat :
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    people don't use pick up lines on me

    if i want to get off with a guy, i'll go up to him and put his hands down my bra.
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    (Original post by Farmboy_Pip)

    if i want to get off with a guy, i'll go up to him and put his hands down my bra.
    Haha, I'm guessing that works!
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    Ask for sex
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    *Man points* "You dropped something..."
    I clutch my bag thinking I've dropped my purse or phone.
    "Your smile"
    Urgh. That's nice. Trying to imply that I'm miserable as a chat up line! :lolwut:
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    My friend up at Dundee gets the best.

    Some girl walked up to him

    "If you were a bogey, I'd pick you first"

    Another night was this, she also just walked up to him, she was in his class

    "I had a dream about you last night" Then she just walked off :P

    He was wrecked both times and was a bit scared haha
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    (Original post by bailey's blizzard)
    Haha, I'm guessing that works!
    no :sad:
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    "I like the way you dance, however I think you'd be better horizontal and undressed"
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    some girl came up to me and sniffed me and said "you smell shaggable, lets go". :lolwut:
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    Oh yeah, I just remembered another classic:

    "I'm not desperate or anything so I don't see why you're saying no" - Oh ho. Sure you aren't desperate.
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    Not said to me, just heared it.... Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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    oh someone put that ^ didnt c lol
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    By not asking questions like "How do you pull?"
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    (Original post by Dr Zeuss™)
    some girl came up to me and sniffed me and said "you smell shaggable, lets go". :lolwut:
    ahaha.. might have to use that sometime!
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    (Original post by Farmboy_Pip)
    if i want to get off with a guy, i'll go up to him and put his hands down my bra.
    if that ever happened to me, i reckon i'd fall in love

    as for me, i usualy walk up to the girl and start the convo by asking them if its ok for me to stand next to them until its safe to go back to where i farted - works a treat.
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    (Original post by Farmboy_Pip)
    if i want to get off with a guy, i'll go up to him and put his hands down my bra.
    "No, your purse isn't there I'm afraid"
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    "hey bby...wanna harvest my carrot?" :hubba:

    TuckingFypo used this chat up line on me.

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    I lied. I normally use that line. :ninja:
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    Your main intention shouldn't be just to "get" with someone. It's nice to go out, have fun, chill with friends, dance make new friends and maybe, if you get on well, exchange hugs/kisses. However, "Hi, what's your name?" usually gets a good response rate.
 
 
 

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