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    (Original post by Alexzander)
    "are those space pants your wearing? - 'Cos that ass is outa this world"

    Aha. But seriously. Never say any of this- unless you want a serious challenge- or if you can pull it off in a jokey way. If you can, then it's gold
    haha few can but if they can't its funnier!
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    (Original post by 8 is enough)
    I wish I was sin squared theta and you were cos squared theta then together we'd be one :love: :love:
    Wow...
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    (Original post by SabaBlackSheep)
    Wow...
    Are you 2x? Because I want to intergrate you from 10 to 13!
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    (Original post by Palmski)
    as for me, i usualy walk up to the girl and start the convo by asking them if its ok for me to stand next to them until its safe to go back to where i farted - works a treat.
    Lol!! :rofl: That would have me in stitches and would probably work on me. Damn me! :o:
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    (Original post by 8 is enough)
    Are you 2x? Because I want to intergrate you from 10 to 13!
    DAH HAHAHAHAHAH!
    Oh... Rep for you.

    (Can't believe I bothered working that out... I did it in my head, but still...)
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    (Original post by carlosb)
    I'll share with you my best chat up line:

    Your mother must be an oyster to spit a pearl like you.

    They go nuts
    :erm:

    (Original post by roseabella)
    Do you like raisins? ..... Well how about a date then?
    :giggle: :blushing:
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    I thought you meant like actual technique...which would be like a hungry man licking a plate.

    :cool:
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    "How do I pull?"
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    (Original post by SabaBlackSheep)
    DAH HAHAHAHAHAH!
    Oh... Rep for you.

    (Can't believe I bothered working that out... I did it in my head, but still...)
    That one really separates the men from the boys. Now I know for sure that if you were a calculator, I'd love to put my natural log into you.
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    One I read on here in a similar thread ages ago:

    'Hi. Can I put my basilisk in your Chamber of Secrets?'
    :giggle:
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    (Original post by Farmboy_Pip)
    people don't use pick up lines on me

    if i want to get off with a guy, i'll go up to him and put his hands down my bra.
    I like your style.

    Why can't all girls be like this.
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    (Original post by 8 is enough)
    That one really separates the men from the boys. Now I know for sure that if you were a calculator, I'd love to put my natural log into you.

    LOL, if you said that to me in real life...

    Also, how unfortunate that log is also a slang term for crap...
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    (Original post by Profesh)
    "How do I pull?"
    :jiggy:
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    The guy Im seeing just now kept stealing my hairband when we were in a nightclub dancing in a big group of friends. It turned to teasing and somehow (I forget how haha) we ended up kissing. Unfortunately this was the night before he went home for summer but we've met up a couple times, he's stayed at mine and I'm going to stay at his next weekend (cant wait) so couldnt have been that bad a way to pull haha
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    (Original post by EskimoJo)
    :erm:
    I just wish you were a bubble gum so I could eat you all day.


    You didn't like it? Is this one better? :dontknow:
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    I was wearing this vest top and it had the number 78 on it.

    This guy comes up to me and said "Can I be your 79th?".

    Dear Me.
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    "Does this taste like Rohipnol to you?"

    Also the chloroform one is funny.

    Both would probably work on me.
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    (Original post by 8 is enough)
    Are you 2x? Because I want to intergrate you from 10 to 13!
    oh wow thats brilliant!! :rofl:

    another mathsy one:
    "lets add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply"

    and a biochemistry one, personal fave:
    "i wish i was DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes"

    oooh and of course:
    "can i be your derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves?"
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    (Original post by bailey's blizzard)
    I'm bored so was wondering what are the best and worst pickup lines that have been used on you?

    This has probs been done to death on here but like I say I'm bored!

    Also do they ever actually work.. just curious cos I don't think anyone I know uses them and I havn't heard many, just lame attempts to make conversation!

    Some examples I've heard:
    "I've been staring at you all night and I havn't seen you smile yet." - bit creepy? That was to a friend though, i smile a lot!

    And also "Can you sit on my lap?" - that nearly worked though cos he was hot lol
    Similar to what I say; which is "what are you looking so happy about." Generally gets a smile and a little bit of a conversation going.

    (Original post by G8D)
    "Hey baby, are you a wrench? Cos everytime I look into your eyes my nuts tighten."
    I really must use this one some time.
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    "Have you hear that the word of the day is legs? Lets go home and spread the word".

    Oh dear.

    Or just dance like a slut and they're putty in your hands.
 
 
 
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