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    (Original post by *BCM*)
    oh wow thats brilliant!! :rofl:

    another mathsy one:
    "lets add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply"

    and a biochemistry one, personal fave:
    "i wish i was DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes"

    oooh and of course:
    "can i be your derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves?"
    very good lol

    Why don’t you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to simplest form?

    How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?
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    I usually say I've planted a bomb in the middle of the club and that she is the only thing that will make me not detonate it.

    It's a drastic one but it's better than going home alone.
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    'Is that a ladder in your tights?'

    '...'

    'Get new tights.'
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    "Stay very still and this won't be uncomfortable..." :ninja:
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    (Original post by 8 is enough)
    very good lol

    Why don’t you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to simplest form?

    How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?
    haha lol - ermmmmm ok:
    "lets convert our energy from potential... to kinetic" :cool:

    and final ones i can think of:
    "hey, can i test your coefficient of friction?"
    "can i test the suspension of your car?"
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    Just stealing this from a female friend.

    "Do you want to get into trouble"
    ...
    "My name's trouble".

    Been tirelessly working at that to make it feasible for a me to use. No luck.
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    There should be a "You gals try and pull then" Day to see how difficult it is.

    Although it won't be because females inevitably have breasts and aren't hairy.
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    The best one ever is:
    '*throws ice on floor, stamps on it* Well, now that I've broken the ice...'

    This should definitely be used on all girls/guys ever. Probably maybe guaranteed poon.
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    (Original post by mackloud)
    The best one ever is:
    '*throws ice on floor, stamps on it* Well, now that I've broken the ice...'

    This should definitely be used on all girls/guys ever. Probably maybe guaranteed poon.
    Oh God! I love this one! I'd indeed get my coat.
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    (Original post by Captain Biggles)
    There should be a "You gals try and pull then" Day to see how difficult it is.

    Although it won't be because females inevitably have breasts and aren't hairy.
    Hah its too easy for girls to pull, show any amount of interest in a guy on a night out and its a done deal!
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    The best one ever is:

    (You need a date in your pocket)

    You: Hey, would you like a date?

    If they say no, pull out the date and say "fine, i'll have it" and eat it!

    If they say yes...SCORE!

    Always works...
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    You say HAI
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    With my arms.
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    (Original post by Clunge)
    Oh God! I love this one! I'd indeed get my coat.
    You'd go out with someone who carries ice around? :wtf:
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    (Original post by Kagutsuchi)
    You'd go out with someone who carries ice around? :wtf:
    Ha, no you silly billy.

    No, say in a bar or a club and he threw ice from his glass...
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    (Original post by Cowberg)
    Just stealing this from a female friend.

    "Do you want to get into trouble"
    ...
    "My name's trouble".

    Been tirelessly working at that to make it feasible for a me to use. No luck.
    "Do you want trouble? Because I like trouble and am trouble and you could be trouble and then I could be in you."

    I think it works.
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    does this smell like chloroform to you?



    (second time I've used that joke today. Think I need some new material...)
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    (Original post by Palmski)
    if that ever happened to me, i reckon i'd fall in love

    as for me, i usualy walk up to the girl and start the convo by asking them if its ok for me to stand next to them until its safe to go back to where i farted - works a treat.
    where do you live, yoouu.. :hubba:
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    (Original post by OiaB)
    Don't know which I enjoyed more. That response. Or your rant about Mamma Mia. Epic lols.

    "Hey, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?" is a personal favourite.
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    If someone actually used one of these on me i would be lolling my ass off and would be quite impressed/ amsued on an ironic level:
    http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2408173200


    Other than that, Eye Contact bebe and general flirtatiousness
 
 
 
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