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    (Original post by Farmboy_Pip)
    people don't use pick up lines on me

    if i want to get off with a guy, i'll go up to him and put his hands down my bra.
    I have known of a girl who does that. :redface:
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    (Original post by Farmboy_Pip)
    where do you live, yoouu.. :hubba:
    close enough :top:
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    (Original post by Farmboy_Pip)
    people don't use pick up lines on me

    if i want to get off with a guy, i'll go up to him and put his hands down my bra.
    Maybe your username has got something to do with it :woo:
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    I show my knob, and they come flocking
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    hi i work for sky tv sales if any of you students out their need sky tv?? i can get you multiroom (sky plus box plus standerd box) FREE:yes: AND INSTALL FREE:yes: :woo: !!!! also give you advice on anything about sky tv:woo: anybody intrested get back to me ,with your needs:woo:
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    I lost my number can i have urs.. heard it so many times lol
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    "Is heaven missing an angel.... Cause I swear I just saw one over there!!111!!"

    Lol
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    is your name daisy? i've got the urge to plant you right here

    also, when you're just conversing and she asks what you say this...

    her: "so what do u do for a living?"
    you: "im a dolphim shaver"
    her: "what?!? i've never seen a hairy dolphin"
    you: "shows how good i am"

    this works 100% try it
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    Nobody has ever used any pickup lines on me.
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    (Original post by Palmski)
    close enough :top:
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    (Original post by BossManSingh)
    Maybe your username has got something to do with it :woo:
    i don't introduce myself to real life people as farmboy..

    no.. the sad truth is that i'm not hot enough for manx boys.
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    (Original post by Farmboy_Pip)
    smile
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    (Original post by Palmski)
    smile
    :teeth:
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    (Original post by Farmboy_Pip)
    :teeth:
    better :top:
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    (Original post by Farmboy_Pip)
    i don't introduce myself to real life people as farmboy..

    no.. the sad truth is that i'm not hot enough for manx boys.
    I would do you, regardless of your username.
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    (Original post by BossManSingh)
    I would do you, regardless of your username.
    why thankyou..
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    Is there an airport nearby, or is that just the sound of my heart taking off?
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    (Original post by Clunge)
    Oh God! I love this one! I'd indeed get my coat.
    *throws ice on floor, stamps on it* Well, now that I've broken the ice...
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    Do you think you could take on a mountain troll in the bathroom like Hermione did? Would you be ready in five minutes?
 
 
 
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