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    (Original post by jonnyofengland)
    My good lady, I am not suggesting. I am stating. It is a fact as incontrovertible as the fact that the sun is pushed across the sky by a dung beetle, that a fedora would make me look dashing and distinguished, and that Lost is the greatest TV show to ever grace our screens.

    And with that, I fear I must depart. The Tequila is making me a bit sleepy, and I don't want to end up doing something silly. Although at this stage of my jolliness I am quite impressed that I can cogently use words such as incontrovertible and distinguished. And cogently. :teeth:

    Cheerio, everybody. Until the next time. And keep the cake alive! So long as the chocolate fudge cake is burning strongly in our minds, and in our hearts, in all of our hearts, it cannot be destroyed. No amount of propaganda, false lies and fear tactics will ever be a substitute for the bliss that is experienced when the first mouthful of chocolate fudge cake slips down your neck. And do not forget that.

    Fight the good fight. And in the end, there will be cake. (kudos to anyone who can tell me what that last line is a flagrant rip-off of.)
    This is scary...
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    (Original post by jonnyofengland)
    :lolwut:

    How could you possibly eat cake with out using fingers? That is just crazy, even with cutlery the temptation to pick up a nice slab of chocolatey greatness, if only to expedite the rate at which the cake is eaten, is just too much.
    Sorry but cake = cakefork.

    Only way.
    If no cake fork can be provided then a regular fork may be substituted

    Only other situation where fingers are permitted is parties :yep:
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    (Original post by jonnyofengland)
    My good lady, I am not suggesting. I am stating. It is a fact as incontrovertible as the fact that the sun is pushed across the sky by a dung beetle, that a fedora would make me look dashing and distinguished, and that Lost is the greatest TV show to ever grace our screens.

    And with that, I fear I must depart. The Tequila is making me a bit sleepy, and I don't want to end up doing something silly. Although at this stage of my jolliness I am quite impressed that I can cogently use words such as incontrovertible and distinguished. And cogently. :teeth:

    Cheerio, everybody. Until the next time. And keep the cake alive! So long as the chocolate fudge cake is burning strongly in our minds, and in our hearts, in all of our hearts, it cannot be destroyed. No amount of propaganda, false lies and fear tactics will ever be a substitute for the bliss that is experienced when the first mouthful of chocolate fudge cake slips down your neck. And do not forget that.

    Fight the good fight. And in the end, there will be cake. (kudos to anyone who can tell me what that last line is a flagrant rip-off of.)
    Does drunken Jonny make speeches like this all the time? :p:
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    Just popped in to say, take care all.

    Talk to you lovely lot in a few weeks
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    (Original post by Degausser)
    Just popped in to say, take care all.

    Talk to you lovely lot in a few weeks
    :ciao:

    see you in a few weeks ^^
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    (Original post by Degausser)
    Just popped in to say, take care all.

    Talk to you lovely lot in a few weeks
    :ciao:

    We will miss you!
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    (Original post by Jessaay!)
    Does drunken Jonny make speeches like this all the time? :p:
    This is probably him sober.
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    (Original post by Degausser)
    Just popped in to say, take care all.

    Talk to you lovely lot in a few weeks
    Cheers mate, and you look nothing like I thought you would :p:
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    (Original post by Degausser)
    Just popped in to say, take care all.

    Talk to you lovely lot in a few weeks
    :jumphug: Hope your move is good! Take care
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    (Original post by crazylemon)
    Sorry but cake = cakefork.

    Only way.
    If no cake fork can be provided then a regular fork may be substituted

    Only other situation where fingers are permitted is parties :yep:
    Thank you :hugs:

    Will you also confirm that Cornish clotted cream is an almost compulsory addition to chocolate fudge cake?
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    (Original post by normalothercitrusfruit)
    Cheers mate, and you look nothing like I thought you would :p:
    He looked more like I thought he would than you looked like I thought you would.

    I don't surpass expectations, considering there is a picture of me on here anyway. Anonymity? What the hell does that mean!
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    (Original post by Jessaay!)
    He looked more like I thought he would than you looked like I thought you would.

    I don't surpass expectations, considering there is a picture of me on here anyway. Anonymity? What the hell does that mean!
    What a confusing first sentence but yeah, ok
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    (Original post by Degausser)
    Just popped in to say, take care all.

    Talk to you lovely lot in a few weeks
    :ciao:

    Have fun :p:
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    (Original post by normalothercitrusfruit)
    What a confusing first sentence but yeah, ok
    :awesome:
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    (Original post by Jessaay!)
    He looked more like I thought he would than you looked like I thought you would.

    I don't surpass expectations, considering there is a picture of me on here anyway. Anonymity? What the hell does that mean!
    Did I look like you thought I would?

    (Original post by normalothercitrusfruit)
    Thank you :hugs:

    Will you also confirm that Cornish clotted cream is an almost compulsory addition to chocolate fudge cake?
    Depends, when warm I prefer ice cream to clotted cream
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    (Original post by crazylemon)


    Depends, when warm I prefer ice cream to clotted cream
    Fair enough, though cake is better cold, and therefore better with clotted cream :yep:

    Oh, and your texts just came through - having a decent random text conversation is tricky in a county with no signal in most places, still we managed for most of the afternoon :p:
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    (Original post by crazylemon)
    Did I look like you thought I would?
    Sort of :beard:
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    (Original post by Jessaay!)
    Sort of :beard:
    What does lemon loook like?
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    (Original post by Jessaay!)
    Sort of :beard:
    I think both of us would probably like more detail in how we were different please :p:
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    (Original post by Jessaay!)
    Sort of :beard:
    Because that explains it very well :p:
 
 
 
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