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    (Original post by jonnyofengland)
    Tbh I've just been eating it with my fingers so far.
    :hmmm: cakefork :hmmm:

    :p:
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    (Original post by jonnyofengland)



    Tbh I've just been eating it with my fingers so far.
    Use a cake fork :whip:

    (Original post by jonnyofengland)
    I'd go and try and catch it off him now, if I were you.
    I would if I was still at school, but since i'm not it would merely ruin the holidays :sadnod:
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    Calm down with the cake forks you cornies!
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    (Original post by Jessaay!)
    Calm down with the cake forks you cornies!
    NO! HE IS EATING HIS CAKE IN THE INCORRECT WAY!! :whip: :whip:
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    (Original post by normalothercitrusfruit)
    NO! HE IS EATING HIS CAKE IN THE INCORRECT WAY!! :whip: :whip:
    He's eating it correctly. The messier and greasier you become, the better. I like to get rid of any remaining grace and sophistication I have when I'm eating my dessert, in fact, sometimes I take it all the way and eat spaghetti bolognaise whilst wearing a white dress or blouse, then order the messiest dessert and eat it with my fingers. This is the ideal way out of an awful date. :yes:
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    I wish Jessaay! used a cake fork. Then I could say "Cake forks are for jessies", and chuckle heartily to myself. However, Jess doesn't use a cakefork, and sill southerners will have no concept of what a jessie is. :sad:
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    (Original post by jonnyofengland)
    I wish Jessaay! used a cake fork. Then I could say "Cake forks are for jessies", and chuckle heartily to myself. However, Jess doesn't use a cakefork, and sill southerners will have no concept of what a jessie is. :sad:
    I do apologise :sadnod: sometimes the puns out of my name just don't fit and it's always very unfortunate when that happens.

    I hate to think what puns people gather out of your name.
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    (Original post by Jessaay!)
    Calm down with the cake forks you cornies!
    :rofl:

    Sorry I get ahem rather obsessed with cutlery stuff for no reason :o:
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    (Original post by jonnyofengland)
    I wish Jessaay! used a cake fork. Then I could say "Cake forks are for jessies", and chuckle heartily to myself. However, Jess doesn't use a cakefork, and sill southerners will have no concept of what a jessie is. :sad:
    I have no idea what a jessie is? care to elaborate for someone who is about as south as possible!
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    (Original post by Jessaay!)
    He's eating it correctly. The messier and greasier you become, the better. I like to get rid of any remaining grace and sophistication I have when I'm eating my dessert, in fact, sometimes I take it all the way and eat spaghetti bolognaise whilst wearing a white dress or blouse, then order the messiest dessert and eat it with my fingers. This is the ideal way out of an awful date. :yes:
    No, no and no again. The desert is the civilised bit at the end. A nice triangle of cake, with a large (though not too large) dollop of Cornish clotted cream at the side, and coco powder sprinkled over it with chocolate sauce in a sort of wavy line over the entire thing.

    This should then be eaten WITH A CAKEFORK and the side of the fork can then be used at the end to get all the remaining cream.

    Fingers indeed :hmmm:
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    (Original post by normalothercitrusfruit)
    No, no and no again. The desert is the civilised bit at the end. A nice triangle of cake, with a large (though not too large) dollop of Cornish clotted cream at the side, and coco powder sprinkled over it with chocolate sauce in a sort of wavy line over the entire thing.

    This should then be eaten WITH A CAKEFORK and the side of the fork can then be used at the end to get all the remaining cream.

    Fingers indeed :hmmm:
    That is reserved for when Jess is on her best behaviour. :yes:
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    (Original post by crazylemon)
    I have no idea what a jessie is? care to elaborate for someone who is about as south as possible!
    :ditto:

    Plus I already have eleven tabs open and can't be bothered to open another just to find out.

    In other news, I just did a political compass thing and got this:

    http://www.politicalcompass.org/prin...5.00&soc=-2.46

    Annoyingly HiBear as the only one who would have found that interesting isn't here :p:
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    (Original post by Jessaay!)
    That is reserved for when Jess is on her best behaviour. :yes:
    A serious point now: If you use your hands to eat the cake then how do you get all the leftover crumbs/cream?

    Or don't I want to know.... :p:
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    (Original post by normalothercitrusfruit)
    :ditto:

    Plus I already have eleven tabs open and can't be bothered to open another just to find out.

    In other news, I just did a political compass thing and got this:

    http://www.politicalcompass.org/prin...5.00&soc=-2.46

    Annoyingly HiBear as the only one who would have found that interesting isn't here :p:
    I am even closer to the bottom right corner = I win :p:
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    (Original post by normalothercitrusfruit)
    A serious point now: If you use your hands to eat the cake then how do you get all the leftover crumbs/cream?

    Or don't I want to know.... :p:
    If I'm being a very badly behaved Jess, I will lick the plate.

    Though this emergency procedure, needed to repell whoever I'm with when eating the cake, has never been required as of yet.
    Usually, I just will leave the leftover cake/cream.
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    What the hell is a cake fork?

    Well I guess a fork you use for eating cake, but there are special forks for cakes? :lolwut:
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    (Original post by crazylemon)
    I am even closer to the bottom right corner = I win :p:
    Why are you better at everything than me? :sad:

    I'm surprised I wasn't further down though :confused:
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    (Original post by Jessaay!)
    If I'm being a very badly behaved Jess, I will lick the plate.

    Though this emergency procedure, needed to repell whoever I'm with when eating the cake, has never been required as of yet.
    Usually, I just will leave the leftover cake/cream.
    I'm not sure what's worse, licking the plate or leaving leftover cake/cream :eek:
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    (Original post by FFCrusader)
    What the hell is a cake fork?

    Well I guess a fork you use for eating cake, but there are special forks for cakes? :lolwut:
    Yes, yes there are.

    And are you really 5'6"? :eek:
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    (Original post by Jessaay!)
    I do apologise :sadnod: sometimes the puns out of my name just don't fit and it's always very unfortunate when that happens.

    I hate to think what puns people gather out of your name.
    It would have been such a good pun as well... :sad:

    In year 7 we had a sex educations lesson, which involved watching a video about a cartoon sheath called "Johnny Condom".

    Fun times.

    (Original post by crazylemon)
    I have no idea what a jessie is? care to elaborate for someone who is about as south as possible!
    A jessie is a big girl's blouse AKA a southerner. :p:
 
 
 
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