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normalothercitrusfruit
Well, does bread count? :o:



:hmmm:


Ok what else do you cook then? :p:
I hope for all your sakes you end up living with a motherly figure like moi who will cook for you, so you don't live off bread or poison yourself for the whole degree!
Maybe I'll have to send you all food parcels to make sure you are alive :rolleyes:
crazylemon
Ok what else do you cook then? :p:


Tomato soup :yep:
I'm going for catered acommodation so I should survive from Monday-Friday.
scaryhair
I hope for all your sakes you end up living with a motherly figure like moi who will cook for you, so you don't live off bread or poison yourself for the whole degree!
Maybe I'll have to send you all food parcels to make sure you are alive :rolleyes:


Where do I sign up? :biggrin:
normalothercitrusfruit
Tomato soup :yep:


Microwaved also :rolleyes:

scaryhair
I hope for all your sakes you end up living with a motherly figure like moi who will cook for you, so you don't live off bread or poison yourself for the whole degree!
Maybe I'll have to send you all food parcels to make sure you are alive :rolleyes:


Oooh that'd be nice :p:

No I can cook some things and I aim to learn more, just one of those things which needs to be done like learning to iron, which I have done. Being in self catered means I will have no choice. Though I could probably live quite happily of bread, cheese and multivitamins :p:
scaryhair
I hope for all your sakes you end up living with a motherly figure like moi who will cook for you, so you don't live off bread or poison yourself for the whole degree!
Maybe I'll have to send you all food parcels to make sure you are alive :rolleyes:


Damn Newcastle for taking that possibility away for me :hmmm:
crazylemon
Microwaved also :rolleyes:





No I can cook some things and I aim to learn more, just one of those things which needs to be done like learning to iron, which I have done. Being in self catered means I will have no choice. Though I could probably live quite happily of bread, cheese and multivitamins :p:


No, in a saucepan :eviltongue:

And i've been able to iron for aaaages :eviltongue:
Jessaay!
I'm going for catered acommodation so I should survive from Monday-Friday.


:ditto:
normalothercitrusfruit
No, in a saucepan :eviltongue:

And i've been able to iron for aaaages :eviltongue:



So have I the question is have you been able to well?

Good for you, you can cook an item of food without a microwave :p:
crazylemon
So have I the question is have you been able to well?

Good for you, you can cook an item of food without a microwave :p:


Well, put it this way - my ironing is better than your grammar :yep:
normalothercitrusfruit
Well, put it this way - my ironing is better than your grammer :yep:


Is there irony in your ironing? :awesome:
Jessaay!
Is there irony in your ironing? :awesome:


:facepalm:
Reply 1053
Jessaay!
Is there irony in your ironing? :awesome:

They're still there from last week. :sad:

How's the family, y'all?
Reply 1054


:coma:
normalothercitrusfruit
:facepalm:


Was that a facepalm at my terrible pun or the fact you spelt grammar wrong? :p:
Reply 1056
Jessaay!
Okay, whatever the book says, I will do the opposite. I'm going to play C major now.

:awesome:

I other news, I managed to cook pasta without it congealing.

Pasta? Congealing?

I have now officially lost all hope in humanity. :awesome:
Jessaay!
Was that a facepalm at my terrible pun or the fact you spelt grammar wrong? :p:


Your pun.

Spoiler

Reply 1058


:coma:

I do hope you're listening! :angry:
Reply 1059
A confession:

Ferret and I are now to be married, y'all. We've been excessively PM'ing each other raunchy messages (medical related, of course) to the point where we just have to seal the final bond. :yes:

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