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    I was in town today, later than usual and it was pretty quiet on the route from my workplace to the train station. It usually makes me feel nervous walking this way. I passed a few young guys in hooded tracksuits talking in a doorway and sped up a little bit.

    Pretty soon after I passed, they started walking the same way. I glanced to the side on the pretense of crossing the road, and caught a glimpse of them getting slowly catching up with me in my peripheral vision.

    Rounding the corner, I decided to go into Starbucks to try and avoid them and that's when it happened..

    £7.50 for a goddamn panini and frappuchino? Seriously?! I feel violated.
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    LOL what a punchline i was reading the narrative intently then BAM you hit me with that comic gem out of nowhere!!
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    I know! You can get a decent main course and a drink in a restaurant for that!
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    hahahahahaha
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    Fail joke.
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    :tumble:
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    I think we should get married.
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    :lolwut:

    Sorry I got distracted by the OP's sig with the Facebook status. I love it!
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    Jesus. I lost my overpriced snack virginity years ago.
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    (Original post by Clunge)
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    Sorry I got distracted by the OP's sig with the Facebook status. I love it!
    Tis brilliant :awesome:
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    i once urinated on a starbucks. an hour of holding it in and it felt fantastic
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    I feel like I have been violated with such a gash joke, tbh.
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    £7.50?!
    Oh god, I just hope you're gonna be okay!
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    Awesome copy and paste.
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    (Original post by Rian1988)
    Awesome copy and paste.
    Original content, actually :awesome:
 
 
 
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