Stemming from http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8152159.stm , nazi SS bomb weirdo was described in court as:
"[a] silly, immature, alcoholic, dysfunctional twit, fantasising to make up for a rather sad life".
...by his defence QC!!!
If that's his defence...[complete the rest of the sentence]
So...what's the worst excuse someone else has ever made to justify YOUR bad behaviour? Can you beat the cutting QC?
Can it be done?