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Ladipidoo
She doesn't look that bad :lolwut:


No. She's not. But she's not good enough to expect anything better than whatever she can get.

She's the type of mess a bloke will settle for at the end of a fruitless night on the prowl. He'll see her drunk face across the room and scrape the bottom of the barell. But wait. What's this? The bottom of the barrell has higher standards than anyone you've ever met?
Reply 161
Let's face it, girls. You're ugly, you'll end up with the ugly guys in the other topic.

Your perfect guys will end up with the guy's perfect girls.
Reply 162
Prilynn
Turn offs in girls.

Brown hair. Black eyes. Large noses. Crooked smiles. Pompous.

And of course, shallow. Period.


I do hope your being ironic... because it would be achingly funny otherwise...

I fooklin hat it wen peepal cant sppel
I wouldn't go out with a man who exerted any of the following traits - Arrogant, ignorant, rude, judgemental, full of self-importance, apathetic, lazy, unmotivated, selfish, smoked weed and/or seriously lacked any concept of personal hygene.

Looks, height, build, education et cetera don't have anything to do with who I "go" for. Just don't be a prick. I don't ask for much.
Satan's Whiskers
"...and a Diet Coke."


no ice.
Reply 165
DisgruntledMoth
I like this thread. In a twisted sense it restores my faith in humanity to find that it isn't only men who are focused on appearances.


I try my best

:mob: After reading my own thread I have come to realise that some women are overly fussy and just dreaming.

Thanks for answering everyone.
Original post by ßl&#945
you're just a dirty old man in terrible cothes. I'm a hot pussy in leather, and you're going to get pussy whipped. How sad for you. :frown:

nothing else to say but, WHAT A RESULT!
Erradhadh
Physical appearance/features/etc I dislike: Blonde hair. Brown eyes. Lack of height. No taste in clothing. Too short of hair. Too long of hair. Small eyes. Lack of proportionality. Narrow shoulders. Cheap cologne. Crooked teeth. Too narrow a face. Upturned nose (even slightly). Biting one's lip. Too thin eyebrows. Too thin in general. Too fat in general. Worker's hands. Thin hair. Straight hair. No bum. Ugly smile. Too fat lips. Eyes too close together. Eyes too far apart. Once again, lack of proportionality. Features that age badly. Features that look distinctly unrefined. Features I associate with people I don't like. Lack of sex appeal. Most important in bold and/or underlined.

Thing I find hot appearance-wise/physically/etc.: Broad shoulders. Height 5'11" - 6'11". Brown slightly wavy hair. Green eyes. A certain stance that indicates dominance. A good smile. A mid-range tonality in voice coupled with certain accents. A slower blink than average. Blue eyes only with darker brown almost black hair. Barely there stubble reminiscent of an overgrown 5 o'clock shadow. Slightly longer unshaven stubble reminiscent of an artist. Just shaved that highlights the physical contours and proportionality of the face. The smell of expensive cologne.

Thing I don't tolerate personality-wise: Lack of confidence. Stupidity. Shyness.

Things I find attractive personality-wise in public and somewhat in private but in a slightly different way: Arrogance. Confidence. Wit. Intelligence. Force of character. Dominance. Sex appeal. Pride. Rhett Butler?

Things I find attractive personality-wise in private: Kindness. Wisdom. Combination of maturity and playfulness. Depth. Strong-willed. Sex appeal. Openness. Sense of humor. Someone who doesn't become quiet to punish the other person.

I have less standards in personality since that changes very much with overall package. I like certain traits in tandem with one another while they might be annoying separately. There are certain staples, but even they can be shifted depending on personality.

Physically, well, I know what sort of man I get turned on by and am attracted by thus I suppose that doesn't significantly change.


Your not picky at all........
Reply 168
little_red_sox
I wouldn't go out with a man who exerted any of the following traits - Arrogant, ignorant, rude, judgemental, full of self-importance, apathetic, lazy, unmotivated, selfish, smoked weed and/or seriously lacked any concept of personal hygene.

Looks, height, build, education et cetera don't have anything to do with who I "go" for. Just don't be a prick. I don't ask for much.


Crack is fine tho eh??!
Reply 169
Erradhadh
Physical appearance/features/etc I dislike: Blonde hair. Brown eyes. Lack of height. No taste in clothing. Too short of hair. Too long of hair. Small eyes. Lack of proportionality. Narrow shoulders. Cheap cologne. Crooked teeth. Too narrow a face. Upturned nose (even slightly). Biting one's lip. Too thin eyebrows. Too thin in general. Too fat in general. Worker's hands. Thin hair. Straight hair. No bum. Ugly smile. Too fat lips. Eyes too close together. Eyes too far apart. Once again, lack of proportionality. Features that age badly. Features that look distinctly unrefined. Features I associate with people I don't like. Lack of sex appeal. Most important in bold and/or underlined.

Thing I find hot appearance-wise/physically/etc.: Broad shoulders. Height 5'11" - 6'11". Brown slightly wavy hair. Green eyes. A certain stance that indicates dominance. A good smile. A mid-range tonality in voice coupled with certain accents. A slower blink than average. Blue eyes only with darker brown almost black hair. Barely there stubble reminiscent of an overgrown 5 o'clock shadow. Slightly longer unshaven stubble reminiscent of an artist. Just shaved that highlights the physical contours and proportionality of the face. The smell of expensive cologne.

Thing I don't tolerate personality-wise: Lack of confidence. Stupidity. Shyness.

Things I find attractive personality-wise in public and somewhat in private but in a slightly different way: Arrogance. Confidence. Wit. Intelligence. Force of character. Dominance. Sex appeal. Pride. Rhett Butler?

Things I find attractive personality-wise in private: Kindness. Wisdom. Combination of maturity and playfulness. Depth. Strong-willed. Sex appeal. Openness. Sense of humor. Someone who doesn't become quiet to punish the other person.

I have less standards in personality since that changes very much with overall package. I like certain traits in tandem with one another while they might be annoying separately. There are certain staples, but even they can be shifted depending on personality.

Physically, well, I know what sort of man I get turned on by and am attracted by thus I suppose that doesn't significantly change.


That basically wipes out most people on the planet :P But i totally agree with the Rhett butler thing. :woo:
Reply 170
little_red_sox
I wouldn't go out with a man who exerted any of the following traits - Arrogant, ignorant, rude, judgemental, full of self-importance, apathetic, lazy, unmotivated, selfish, smoked weed and/or seriously lacked any concept of personal hygene.

Looks, height, build, education et cetera don't have anything to do with who I "go" for. Just don't be a prick. I don't ask for much.

We have a winrar.:yes:
Reply 171
Erradhadh
Physical appearance/features/etc I dislike: Blonde hair. Brown eyes. Lack of height. No taste in clothing. Too short of hair. Too long of hair. Small eyes. Lack of proportionality. Narrow shoulders. Cheap cologne. Crooked teeth. Too narrow a face. Upturned nose (even slightly). Biting one's lip. Too thin eyebrows. Too thin in general. Too fat in general. Worker's hands. Thin hair. Straight hair. No bum. Ugly smile. Too fat lips. Eyes too close together. Eyes too far apart. Once again, lack of proportionality. Features that age badly. Features that look distinctly unrefined. Features I associate with people I don't like. Lack of sex appeal. Most important in bold and/or underlined.

Thing I find hot appearance-wise/physically/etc.: Broad shoulders. Height 5'11" - 6'11". Brown slightly wavy hair. Green eyes. A certain stance that indicates dominance. A good smile. A mid-range tonality in voice coupled with certain accents. A slower blink than average. Blue eyes only with darker brown almost black hair. Barely there stubble reminiscent of an overgrown 5 o'clock shadow. Slightly longer unshaven stubble reminiscent of an artist. Just shaved that highlights the physical contours and proportionality of the face. The smell of expensive cologne.

Thing I don't tolerate personality-wise: Lack of confidence. Stupidity. Shyness.

Things I find attractive personality-wise in public and somewhat in private but in a slightly different way: Arrogance. Confidence. Wit. Intelligence. Force of character. Dominance. Sex appeal. Pride. Rhett Butler?

Things I find attractive personality-wise in private: Kindness. Wisdom. Combination of maturity and playfulness. Depth. Strong-willed. Sex appeal. Openness. Sense of humor. Someone who doesn't become quiet to punish the other person.

I have less standards in personality since that changes very much with overall package. I like certain traits in tandem with one another while they might be annoying separately. There are certain staples, but even they can be shifted depending on personality.

Physically, well, I know what sort of man I get turned on by and am attracted by thus I suppose that doesn't significantly change.



Fairly open minded then.
Reply 172
J_Hunter
That's just a smart way of saying he has to have a big penis?


It's a smart way of saying he doesn't have a small one. :p:
Lying.

Guys who are just incapable of holding an interesting conversation.
I can't count the number of guys I've met who were very attractive physically but could only talk about who did what with who, and when and where. GTFO. It puts me off immediately.
Reply 174
Ladipidoo
• Disrespect
• Lack of appreciation, care and interest
• Extreme forcefulness
• Unsupportive
• Exceedingly effeminate traits
• Patronising
• Someone who constantly attacks my beliefs and makes me feel inferior because of it
• Someone who's an extreme zealot about their religious and political beliefs and won't stfu about them
• Chauvinistic misogynist
• Way too indecisive
• Lack of confidence
• Arrogancy - there's a thin line between confidence and arrogance
• Insensitivity
• Promiscuity
• Long, greasy hair
• Smoker and drug taker
• Someone who won't share food

:erm:


It's my food so :mfing: :smile:
Reply 175
Joel4fun4u
No. She's not. But she's not good enough to expect anything better than whatever she can get.

She's the type of mess a bloke will settle for at the end of a fruitless night on the prowl. He'll see her drunk face across the room and scrape the bottom of the barell. But wait. What's this? The bottom of the barrell has higher standards than anyone you've ever met?


This has just won the best answer in this thread. I couldn't stop laughing for around 2 minutes.
londonboym
nothing else to say but, WHAT A RESULT!

so..I win?
Reply 177
Erradhadh
It's a smart way of saying he doesn't have a small one. :p:


Good luck with everything :smile:
Original post by ßl&#945
so..I win?


everyone's a winner in that scenario, darling.
Users and abusers. Oh and cheats.
I welcome all others otherwise :p:

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