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    (Original post by chidona)
    Pffft, ignore him ladies, I've got supernoodles and a 15" laptop screen.

    :jiggy:
    Make that barbecue beef supernoodles and I'll think about it :moon:
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    (Original post by chidona)
    Pffft, ignore him ladies, I've got supernoodles and a 15" laptop screen.

    :jiggy:


    Competition huh
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    (Original post by SomeonecalledJohnny)
    :yes:

    But what girl wouldn't be tempted by....

    Watching a movie of there choice on a nice big television, whilst cuddling up on a big super king sized bed eating Ben and Jerry's Cookie Dough or Phish Food and drinking milk

    Oh and I suppose the occassional compliment, cute antic and being told your beautiful can't hurt that much.

    I got bored.....

    Just wanted to know if you agreed really xD

    Mhhhh I've just chewed on a big piece of cookie dough.

    Heaven :woo:
    Hmm, I'd turn gay for the cookie dough
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    (Original post by SomeonecalledJohnny)
    :yes:

    But what girl wouldn't be tempted by....

    Watching a movie of there choice on a nice big television, whilst cuddling up on a big super king sized bed eating Ben and Jerry's Cookie Dough or Phish Food and drinking milk

    Oh and I suppose the occassional compliment, cute antic and being told your beautiful can't hurt that much.

    I got bored.....

    Just wanted to know if you agreed really xD

    Mhhhh I've just chewed on a big piece of cookie dough.

    Heaven :woo:
    Sounds Good... but I ain't agreeing to nothing until I see a pic!

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    Yes I know its a double negative, but you all know I mean "I'm not agreeing to anything until I see a pic" so it doesn't really matter now does it?
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    (Original post by Jessaay!)
    I don't have a boyfriend, I presume I don't count :cry:
    Nope,

    I likes a challenge

    But I suppose I could make an exception...... Your qualifications make me very scared of you xD
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    But I don't have one to dump
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    Sweet
    But probably not...

    (in all honesty I am :rofl:ing)
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    (Original post by Impreza18)
    Its easy to pretend you're a nice guy over the net.
    You'd think that wouldn't you. Nonetheless most guys on the internet still portray themselves as *******s :iiam:
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    Nah, thanks for the offer though Johnny boy Can't be doing with boys under the illusion the "best cars in the world" (Ford Focus RS and MINI are apprantely the best people!) are FWD.

    Such an inaccuracy in information is a turn off. The position of Porscha's ***** I believe is still an open vacancy though.

    Wishing you all the best,
    Porscha
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    (Original post by SomeonecalledJohnny)
    Nope,

    I likes a challenge

    But I suppose I could make an exception...... Your qualifications make me very scared of you xD
    I know, it's some scary **** :teeth:
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    (Original post by SomeonecalledJohnny)
    :yes:

    But what girl wouldn't be tempted by....

    Watching a movie of there choice on a nice big television, whilst cuddling up on a big super king sized bed eating Ben and Jerry's Cookie Dough or Phish Food and drinking milk

    Oh and I suppose the occassional compliment, cute antic and being told your beautiful can't hurt that much.

    I got bored.....

    Just wanted to know if you agreed really xD

    Mhhhh I've just chewed on a big piece of cookie dough.

    Heaven :woo:

    Cookie dough.. :]

    Marry me?
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    Swap the ice cream for pizza or something proper...Then I'm in!
    But you're probably a complete tosser, like one of those overly nice guys who secretly beats women, or something.
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    (Original post by Joel-M)
    Does sound good. But a king size bed? sounds like your compensating for something.

    But i have a Bugatti Veyron. So all girls will prefer me haha
    Compensating.

    I can't fit in a normal bed!

    I'm 6ft 9 Incase you hadn't read my other threads.

    The huge bed is kind of a necessity!
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    (Original post by A Stranger in Moscow)
    Swap the ice cream for pizza or something proper...Then I'm in!
    But you're probably a complete tosser, like one of those overly nice guys who secretly beats women, or something.
    LMFAAO i know, like online I'm a charmer and all this, like i said to this woman on this site, all the thigns she wanted to hear, met her, week later, banged her, never called her back LOL
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    (Original post by Bludclotzz)
    LMFAAO i know, like online I'm a charmer and all this, like i said to this woman on this site, all the thigns she wanted to hear, met her, week later, banged her, never called her back LOL
    Um, yes. Exactly.
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    Damn, you have cookie dough. I hate you.
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    (Original post by Porscha!)
    Nah, thanks for the offer though Johnny boy Can't be doing with boys under the illusion the "best cars in the world" (Ford Focus RS and MINI are apprantely the best people!) are FWD.

    Such an inaccuracy in information is a turn off. The position of Porscha's ***** I believe is still an open vacancy though.

    Wishing you all the best,
    Porscha
    Must you even get into my fantasy threads.

    Jesus!

    Go get a real degree!
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    (Original post by A Stranger in Moscow)
    Swap the ice cream for pizza or something proper...Then I'm in!
    But you're probably a complete tosser, like one of those overly nice guys who secretly beats women, or something.
    HAHAHAH

    p.s. your sig is hilarious x
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    (Original post by SomeonecalledJohnny)
    No your mixing up Gay with....

    DESPERATE!

    XD

    +1
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    (Original post by SomeonecalledJohnny)
    Compensating.

    I can't fit in a normal bed!

    I'm 6ft 9 Incase you hadn't read my other threads.

    The huge bed is kind of a necessity!
    Although you're a complete tosser that beats women and will try and feed me ice cream (yuk) I'm interested now. Mmm, tall.
 
 
 
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