Want to loose my virginity whilst a song's playing. Watch

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Tenacious D - F*** her gently
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Before, when you're trying to persuade her to get it on
During, i'll bet you'll be thinking this......
About 30 seconds later though.........
And while you're pleased with yourself this is what she's REALLY thinking.

Unless your name isn't William.

EDIT: I should have looked at his profile before posting. :facepalm:

He'll need this one for a few weeks/months down the line. It's PERFECT!!!!!
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(Original post by lm_wfc)
whistle it to yourself.
YES! that would just be beyond awesome......
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to be honest, it's your first time ... you're gonna need a pretty short song!
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Dude, stop talking like a chick! making your first time memorable, wtf!? screw that, just focus on getting your balls some action! Besides, in terms of the quality of sex the first time is usually below-par. Fortunately for me I lost mine to a hooker in amsterdam want to know what the soundtrack was? the sound of 4 other hookers moaning through each of the 4 surrounding walls in the brothel :cool: I reckon for sex quality, doing it with a hooker/pornstar is the best way to lose your virginity. They are so experienced, they'll ride the f*ck out of you so hard you'll be bruised for the following 2 weeks :yep:
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Do you realise that if you end up with another person or even married with kids, every time you hear that song you'll be thinking about another woman? Even if you're having sex with your current partner at the time?

Good luck with that.
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If someone has suggested this already I am sorry

"Like a virgin" by modonna
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Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, its off to work we go?
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(Original post by zef99)
Please tell me her name is Eileen, please:

I can't breathe.
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rofl at the lyrics in this context

"Slide up inside you 'til your
Heart starts to break

Won't you take me up inside you
Am I more than you can take
Hide me deep inside and let me
Be the one forsaken "
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJNXu...x=0&playnext=1

YES?
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Set up a playlist of

Lets Get by Marvin Gaye for the foreplay bit
I want to **** you like an animal by Nine Inch Nails and Animal (**** like a beast) by W.A.S.P for the actual sex
And Sexual Healing by Marvin for the calm down
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I kinda dont think your gf is gonna like this song ,better choose a softer one and more beautiful one
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Thanks for the replies people. Has got me thikning, as i said i want it to be a time to remember. I have taken your suggestion sinto account and constructing a playlist i think because i don't want an awkeward silence towards the end.

Thank fsro your suggestions and i look forward to hearing more.
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(Original post by cxjcjj)
I kinda dont think your gf is gonna like this song ,better choose a softer one and more beautiful one
I think she will as she's really into rock music, so i hope she'l enjoy it also
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thats sweet that u want to remember ur 1st time that well with that girl,if i were her i would be excited.
but u seem to take it so structured,are u an engineer heh?=]
u could just have ur ipod on that song and let it go,and put the settings on 'repeat current truck' till u finish.have fun!
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Yeah I get the song that remimds of certain scenarios thing.

Have it on repeat ...
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Simple solution. Find a quiet, dark corner, and do it in a club.
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(Original post by my_username_was_taken)
I think she will as she's really into rock music, so i hope she'l enjoy it also
that 'd be perfect then.Good luck to you ,and tell us how it goes afterwards:rolleyes:
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