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    (Original post by *Examboy*)
    Watch comedy.

    Play games.

    In before someone says w**k...:awesome:

    ...
    What do I do to unwind? I have a nice, relaxing wan- ...wait, I mean...
    Yanking the crank
    Beating the meat
    Hugging the horn
    Wrestling the eel
    Taming the shrew
    Fiddling the flesh flute
    Pulling the pope
    Spanking the monkey
    Basting the ham
    Battling the purple-headed yogurt slinger
    Crowning the king
    Whacking the weasel
    Shaking the snake
    Pumping the stump
    Bopping the bonzo
    Jerkin' the gerkin
    Polishing the family jewels
    Painting the pickle
    Slamming the salmon
    Wonking the conker

    Or merely genital stimulation via phallengetic motion.
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    Need more ideas!
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    skatepark or dig some more dirt jumps
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    I walk, i keep walking and i don't stop until i'm unstressed / feeling better even if i end up in the middle of nowhere - that's usually the fun part, actually
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    Go for a heavy hike.
    Play a spot of Unreal Tournament (BOOM! Headshot!)
    Go to the pub with my friends.
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    (Original post by Kinsula)
    What do I do to unwind? I have a nice, relaxing wan- ...wait, I mean...
    Yanking the crank
    Beating the meat
    Hugging the horn
    Wrestling the eel
    Taming the shrew
    Fiddling the flesh flute
    Pulling the pope
    Spanking the monkey
    Basting the ham
    Battling the purple-headed yogurt slinger
    Crowning the king
    Whacking the weasel
    Shaking the snake
    Pumping the stump
    Bopping the bonzo
    Jerkin' the gerkin
    Polishing the family jewels
    Painting the pickle
    Slamming the salmon
    Wonking the conker

    Or merely genital stimulation via phallengetic motion.
    :rofl:

    Heard them all before but they don't stop getting funny...:p:
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    My various methods:

    - Tidying up and cleaning everything.
    - Making a list of what I'm stressed about and for each problem writing a proposed solution, and that calms me down a bit.
    - If it's a nice day, taking my dogs out for a walk and listening to my iPod.
    - Playing the piano
    - Taking a hot shower and moisturising afterwards
    - Drinking a nice comforting cup of tea
    - Watching a funny movie/comedy show or reading a funny book (form of escapism I suppose, and plus laughter always relaxes you because relaxation and stress can't coincide)
    - Calling my mum on the phone and having a chat
    - Taking 10 deep breaths and giving myself little pep talks i.e. 'Calm down. You can do this...'
    - Playing soothing music and closing my eyes for 10 minutes whilst lying on my bed
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    Bubble bath
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    When I get that feeling, I need... sexual healing!
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    (Original post by grape:))

    And if I'm super stressed I clean everything:P
    Strangely, i was stressed yesterday and i've no idea why but i started to cleaned my room and as you know it i'm happy and it reduced my stressed. Strange...:yes:

    (Original post by TheWoodsman)
    i run.
    (Original post by jon838)
    listen to some music adn a few press ups adn a jog.
    Yes. I run and listened to music. It's somehow helpful. Also, if i'm really stressed, i'll will try to take a nap and listen to some music before that.
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    (Original post by pinkspiders)
    Eat!
    And also this, but is not a really good way to do it :p:
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    (Original post by newman24x)
    And also this, but is not a really good way to do it :p:
    There is nothing better than finishing off a pack of chocolate caramel biscuits when you are in a bad mood/stressy mood. With a cup of hot chocolate and marshmallows with whipped cream. Woot.
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    (Original post by pinkspiders)
    There is nothing better than finishing off a pack of chocolate caramel biscuits when you are in a bad mood/stressy mood. With a cup of hot chocolate and marshmallows with whipped cream. Woot.
    Yes, true. But once you've finished with the previous stress, then you have another stress to ride through. Look at the mirror and :eek: with our figure after that lol
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    (Original post by newman24x)
    Yes, true. But once you've finished with the previous stress, then you have another stress to ride through. Look at the mirror and :eek: with our figure after that lol
    mneh. I'm usually so stressed I dont care.
 
 
 
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