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    (Original post by Mr White)
    Nothing less. You can't buy class.
    right.................. u sound like one of those posh buisness men
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    (Original post by Adhsur)
    Oh dear lord.
    Sorry. I'm afraid Jesus has signed off for the day.
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    Sorry. I'm afraid Jesus has signed off for the day.
    Hehehehe, it was a figure of speech darling!
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    (Original post by Adhsur)
    Hehehehe, it was a figure of speech darling!
    A figure of speech, was it? Meaning what?
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    A figure of speech, was it? Meaning what?
    It is not to be taken literally.
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    (Original post by Adhsur)
    It is not to be taken literally.
    Sure, sure... hey, this is my 2000th post (again).
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    Sure, sure... hey, this is my 2000th post (again).
    Congrats

    May you enjoy many more 2000 posts celebrations
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    Sure, sure... hey, this is my 2000th post (again).
    Got this link in an email... for some reason, I thought you might like it...

    http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php
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    (Original post by theone)
    Congrats

    May you enjoy many more 2000 posts celebrations
    I wouldn't be suprised. Some moderator seems to have a vendetta against me getting this far...
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    (Original post by ++Hex++)
    Got this link in an email... for some reason, I thought you might like it...

    http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php
    V. nice link
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    (Original post by ++Hex++)
    Got this link in an email... for some reason, I thought you might like it...

    http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php
    Evil Plan (tm)!

    Your objective is simple: World Domination.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

    Stage One
    To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a superman. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?


    Stage Two
    Next, you must obliterate the Internet. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.


    Stage Three
    Finally, you must tauntingly wave your secret death ray, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your amazing toughness, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
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    Congratulations on being the creator of a new
    Evil Plan (tm)!

    Your objective is simple: World Domination.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

    Stage One
    To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a senator. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, baffled by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did he come from? And why does he look so good in classic black?

    Stage Two
    Next, you must seize control of United Nations. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

    Stage Three
    Finally, you must demonstrate your doomsday device, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
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    Here's mine

    Evil Plan (tm)!

    Your objective is simple: World Domination.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

    Stage One
    To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a military general. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, terrified by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


    Stage Two
    Next, you must desecrate United Nations. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will scream, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.


    Stage Three
    Finally, you must reveal to the world your secret death ray, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with horror, and no man will ever again dare call you names. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
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    Just for the fun of it...

    Evil Plan (tm)!

    Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

    Stage One

    To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an intelligence transferred into a computer?

    Stage Two

    Next, you must seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will scream, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.

    Stage Three

    Finally, you must activate your armies of destruction, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
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    (Original post by Adhsur)
    I'm a bit mixed up. I think christina aguilera and such really make my blood boil because of what they wear - but that's only cuz it's suggestive. I wouldn't have a problem if it weren't for suggestive purposes, but simply an expression of freedom. Of course, it'd be uncomfortable to start with, but that's only because of how we've been programmed socially.

    Why do you have a 'problem' either way? I don't see why people are so narrow minded at others using their appearance/sexuality for gain in life. What's the difference between an incredibly good looking person trying to take advantange of what they have, as compared with someone very intelligent? It's ridiculous. It would seem that most of this prejudice towards people that are 'pleasing on the eye' comes out of sheer narrow mindedness, or at times good ole fashioned envy
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    (Original post by J.S.)
    Why do you have a 'problem' either way? I don't see why people are so narrow minded at others using their appearance/sexuality for gain in life. What's the difference between an incredibly good looking person trying to take advantange of what they have, as compared with someone very intelligent? It's ridiculous. It would seem that most of this prejudice towards people that are 'pleasing on the eye' comes out of sheer narrow mindedness, or at times good ole fashioned envy
    Invariably, individuals like you crash and burn. Lucky for the rest of us.
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    (Original post by elpaw)
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3247398.stm

    why are police jailing him and not drug dealers?
    i cant open the link
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    Congratulations on being the creator of a new
    Evil Plan (tm)!

    Your objective is simple: World Domination.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

    Stage One
    To begin your plan, you must first expose a chosen one. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, confused by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


    Stage Two
    Next, you must seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.


    Stage Three
    Finally, you must reveal to the world your great supernatural forces, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.

    hehhe... thats funny!
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    Invariably, individuals like you crash and burn. Lucky for the rest of us.
    LOL
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    Invariably, individuals like you crash and burn. Lucky for the rest of us.
    So...is that what you think everytime you look in the mirror?
 
 
 
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