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Male's Guide To Female English Watch

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    I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

    You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

    You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

    'm not emotional! And I'm not over reacting! = I've got my period

    Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

    This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

    I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

    We need to talk = I need to complain

    It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

    Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

    Sure...Go ahead = I don't want you to

    I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white

    Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

    I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

    Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

    How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like

    I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

    Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful

    You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

    Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]

    Yes = No

    No = No

    Maybe = No

    I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

    Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it

    Was that the baby?= Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep

    I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important

    All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?
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    All females have done this at some point. ^_^
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    Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

    I do this all the time!
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    I want to say that is all wrong...but it's actually annoyingly acurate! Hmm...
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    Hehe.....its gotta be accurate.....i learnt most of them the hard way....
 
 
 
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