Be yourself?

So I am entitled to be depressed.

Be yourself, but if being yourself means being an arse, don't do that.

Maybe that's your problem sweetheart (Just kidding, well... I might be )

Let's be frickin honest ok?

Being myself means being the idiot looser I am. The village idiot. Who laughs for everything. Who is funny all the time. No good-looking girl would date some idiot like me.

****, I'm crying.

Let's be frickin honest ok?

Being myself means being the idiot looser I am. The village idiot. Who laughs for everything. Who is funny all the time. No good-looking girl would date some idiot like me.

****, I'm crying.

maybe self-pity and a lack of confidence are your problems.

Cheer up mate, I'm sure loads of girls will go for someone sensitive like you.
Besides, are looks really important to you? If they are, perhaps you need to rearrange your priorities a bit.

What do you mean by this?

Yes, looks are very important to me. I like the instrinsic value of aesthetic beauty.

Then maybe thats a problem you might consider thinking about. Looks aren't the only things that matter in a relationship.

Bravo, Mr Obvious!

So basically you're saying that I have to appease my preferences just because I am ugly.

Which means that I will get only girls who are not as attractive as I wished, but learn to like them nevertheless.

I hate second prizes and compromises.

So basically you're saying that I have to appease my preferences just because I am ugly.

Which means that I will get only girls who are not as attractive as I wished, but learn to like them nevertheless.

I hate second prizes and compromises.

Why do hot guys not have to do it?
DAMNIT

I give you a piece of useful and constructive advice and you just dismiss it without giving it a second thought. No wonder you can't get the girls you like.
And yes, seeing as you might not be as fortunate as other guys, maybe you should learn to like girls who might not be as physically attractive as you want them to be.

This is exactly the reason why I hate hate hate hate hate HATE HATE love/relationships/romance etc.

I'd rather become a priest.

Or earn a lot of money and hire good-looking escorts.

Meanwhile I will hate all women.

This is exactly the reason why I hate hate hate hate hate HATE HATE love/relationships/romance etc.

I'd rather become a priest.

Or earn a lot of money and hire good-looking escorts.

Meanwhile I will hate all women.

Well, you know deep down the solution to your problems. If you don't want to change, it's your fault, not the women in question. You can't always expect the most beautiful girl in the planet to fall in love with you, especially with that attitude.

you hate women? why? what have they done to you?

you have deeper problems than just feeling resentful.

When I am myself, I only get girls whom I don't like

Which means either I am stupid or this whole "be yourself" story is the most ignorant thing ever told by any human being.

Honestly, being youself is the best way to get girls. Girls see right through false personers and it just comes across as insecure. You can however change the way you act around them, for instance refraining from saying innapropriate comments, being to nervous etc, but you can never change yourself to get a girl, it just doesn't work!